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New Coast Guard coloring book of drowned corpses promotes life jacket use

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Slab Squatthrust
Mar 28, 2023
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By Slab Squatthrust

ORLANDO, Fla. — In an effort to promote life jacket use for children of all ages, the US Coast Guard released a coloring book of drowned corpses and introduced a new mascot, Bloatie, the Carcass Full of Crabs.

This is the newest coloring book in the Coast Guard Public Affairs series “Be Safe or Suffer The Consequences.” Public Affairs …

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