Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey

Santa’s sleigh has been lost to integrated air defense fire

‘Twas the week before Christmas

In a room at NORAD

When a spokesman came forward

Crestfallen and sad

“We like to be festive

It’s a season of joy

Spending time with our families

And tracking our boy.

’Our boy’ is, of course

That merry old sprite

Who brings gifts and some cheer

On each cold Christmas night.

It’s been our great honor for years

In this Centennial State

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