‘Twas the week before Christmas
In a room at NORAD
When a spokesman came forward
Crestfallen and sad
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Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey
Santa’s sleigh has been lost to integrated air defense fire
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