Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey
Santa’s sleigh has been lost to integrated air defense fire
‘Twas the week before Christmas
In a room at NORAD
When a spokesman came forward
Crestfallen and sad
“We like to be festive
It’s a season of joy
Spending time with our families
And tracking our boy.
’Our boy’ is, of course
That merry old sprite
Who brings gifts and some cheer
On each cold Christmas night.
It’s been our great honor for years
In this Centennial State
T…
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