Satan growing concerned he overpaid for JD Vance’s soul
“I guess I thought there was more humanity to unravel with J.D.”
By Bernard Buttersquash
BUCHA, Ukraine — Following Vice President JD Vance’s aggressive criticism of Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, Satan has expressed his first public doubts about the agreement that brought Vance to President Trump’s side.
Reached for comment while “decompressing” in a partially burned farmhouse in Bucha, the Dark Lord emphasi…
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