Students forced to be woke! DeSantis sues Florida's 6th Ranger Training Battalion
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Very serious people very seriously protest a thing that is not a thing.
CAMP RUDDER, FL — Florida Governor and likely presidential contender Ron DeSantis today brought suit against the Army unit that oversees the third and final phase of the U.S. Army Ranger School, alleging the unit forces trainees to either accept progressive worldviews or risk being removed from the school.
“Our military is under a frontal attack from radical leftists and their twisted ideology. Sadly, the latest front is Ranger School," DeSantis said to crowded press conference.
The not-at-all-elite, coastal dwelling graduate of both Yale and Harvard continued, "Coastal elites started their attack on decency by forcing women to attend. Now they are forcing young warriors to be woke at least twenty-one hours a day. As an alpha male warrior who once gave legal advice to Navy SEALs, I know that what’s happening at Camp Rudder isn't just wrong, it's unnatural.”
Despite the fact that Jocko Willink never attended, the Army bills Ranger School as the military's premier small unit leadership school. Instructors at the intense 61-day school evaluate students under stress as they lead long infantry patrols carrying heavy loads, with reduced rations, very little sleep, and with artillery simulators going off approximately every seven seconds.
Governor Desantis, charged with leading a state of 21.8 million people whose homes are either sinking into the ocean or under active siege by alligators, or both, focuses his agenda on sexual orientation, cartoon characters, and other key issues in America’s very important culture wars under the rallying cry, “Florida is where woke goes to die.”
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