Taliban calls emergency meeting after US, its largest donor, pulls funding

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By Cat Astronaut

AFGHANISTAN — Nonprofit organization the Taliban called an emergency Board of Directors meeting earlier this week after its largest donor the United States of America pulled all financial support, sources say.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I appreciate the great work you’ve all been doing, but I would not have called you here if the circumstance…