Texas Roadhouse offers free Memorial Day meal for veterans who are dead inside

We can't give you back your youth, but have some wings.

By Zoltar the Malignant

FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. — Army Sgt. Biff Terkel didn’t flinch as he poured a piping-hot bowl of chili on his groin at the Texas Roadhouse outside of Fort Bragg.

“Didn’t feel it — I’m completely dead from the ankles up. Besides, Shirlena got my balls in the divorce along with my BAH and BAS,” Terkel said, grousing about his soul-numbing …