Texas Roadhouse offers free Memorial Day meal for veterans who are dead inside
We can't give you back your youth, but have some wings.
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By Zoltar the Malignant
FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. — Army Sgt. Biff Terkel didn’t flinch as he poured a piping-hot bowl of chili on his groin at the Texas Roadhouse outside of Fort Bragg.
“Didn’t feel it — I’m completely dead from the ankles up. Besides, Shirlena got my balls in the divorce along with my BAH and BAS,” Terkel said, grousing about his soul-numbing …
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