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USS Your Mother’s A Whore joins list of controversial Navy ships

USS Your Mother’s A Whore joins list of controversial Navy ships

Still better than those Civil War losers.

Zoltar the Malignant
Apr 11, 2022
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By Zoltar the Malignant

PORTSMOUTH, Va. — The ongoing controversy over how the Navy chooses names for its ships intensified this week following the launch of the USS Your Mother’s a Whore.

The lead vessel of the Navy’s new class of supply ships was christened at Norfolk Naval Shipyard next to her sister ship, the USS Your Father Backs Up Into Doorknobs, w…

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