Veggie omelet MRE came from lab, not wet market: report

We’re skeptical.

By Zoltar the Malignant

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A newly declassified report alleges that the infamous vegetable and cheese omelet MRE was not accidentally spawned in a wet market, but was intentionally created in a laboratory to advance “gain-of-function” research into the development of even shittier field rations.

The report from the United States Army Medic…