Pentagon says vaccinated troops no longer have to wear masks while throwing up in an Uber May 26, 2021 1 min read paid
Ted Cruz tells US Army to get back to commercials that make his dick hard May 24, 2021 2 min read paid
Meet the general officers who broke tradition and just retired to quiet lives May 23, 2021 2 min read paid
AWOL numbers skyrocket after Air Force transitions to camouflage that actually works May 15, 2021 3 min read paid
Officer leaves job in military-industrial complex for the wedding-industrial complex May 14, 2021 2 min read paid
Space Force bans Moon landings after discovering rare species of lunar tortoise May 12, 2021 2 min read paid
Marine Corps forgets Mother’s Day gift for Navy AGAIN and it’s fine, forget it, never mind May 9, 2021 2 min read paid
Bubble-leveling leads to record number of table-slaps at joint commanders conference May 5, 2021 2 min read paid
Interactive military museum exhibit invites patrons to poop like the troops May 3, 2021 2 min read paid
Air Force debuts new mission statement: 'Airpower in 30 minutes or it’s free' May 1, 2021 2 min read paid
Pentagon celebrates its military children with gifts of lifelong therapy and alcoholism Apr 23, 2021 2 min read paid