Pentagon says vaccinated troops no longer have to wear masks while throwing up in an Uber
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Ted Cruz tells US Army to get back to commercials that make his dick hard
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Meet the general officers who broke tradition and just retired to quiet lives
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Iran says nuclear weapons program purely for hunting and home defense
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Pentagon budgets for enlisted aide position to unmute generals on Zoom
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Russian armored division destroyed by soldier’s 20th leg tuck
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AWOL numbers skyrocket after Air Force transitions to camouflage that actually works
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Officer leaves job in military-industrial complex for the wedding-industrial complex
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Space Force bans Moon landings after discovering rare species of lunar tortoise
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Lockheed unveils '6th-Generation Fighter for the Middle Class'
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Marine Corps forgets Mother’s Day gift for Navy AGAIN and it’s fine, forget it, never mind
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Gender reveal mine announces Navy's next ship will be a dud
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Bubble-leveling leads to record number of table-slaps at joint commanders conference
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Interactive military museum exhibit invites patrons to poop like the troops
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Air Force debuts new mission statement: 'Airpower in 30 minutes or it’s free'
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1st Sergeant shocked to realize he’s been yelling this whole time
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The Army's Long-Range Strike vision is stupid vs So is your mom
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DoD adopts new 'Winning Isn't Everything' motto
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No one at the bar can tell if Coast Guard guy is stealing valor
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Pentagon celebrates its military children with gifts of lifelong therapy and alcoholism
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