Cops mistake Army patrol base for homeless camp
MRE trash was everywhere and they were digging holes.
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Hey, someone has to write the PowerPoint for the war.
New, quiet lieutenant in unit 'definitely' CID: Report
Definitely sus.
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US Army officers wonder why Ukrainians don't just change status from amber to green
It works here.
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Elon Musk offers to buy Russian Army for $100, half-empty bottle of Stoli
Now that's a steal.
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Army physical therapist prescribes simple 6-hour stretching regimen, four times a day
Easy enough.
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Army to amputate soldiers' hands to prevent use of pockets
High five!
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The Duffel Blog guide to women's history month
Meet the greatest gen-Her-ation
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Army admits warrant officers aren’t real
Yes Virginia it's true, there are no warrant officers.
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Private uses Biden’s open door policy
That escalated quickly.
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Army announces development of ‘mother of all vaccines’
This is gonna hurt, a lot.
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Meet the boot who cares about the Army-Navy game
We are just glad someone does.
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Army commissions first CrossFit chaplain
Dead lifting his way to Heaven.
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Army to name new 200-ton tank after General Milley
But will it pass the tape test?
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Army General with 6 minute run time loses war
But, but, that's not possible.
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77 years after D-Day, 97 year-old veteran finally awarded letter of reprimand
You can run, but you can't hide.
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Army rolls out ambitious, six-event mental fitness test
The SHART program is here
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Army veteran, poet laureate, reflects on dicks undrawn
This is powerful stuff.
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Army opens yes men academy for officers
Yes, what a great idea!
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Army to authorize beards if vaccine goal reached by July 4th
Get your shot and a beard.
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Absolute psycho brought everything on the packing list
Hopefully someone packed a straitjacket.
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Ted Cruz tells US Army to get back to commercials that make his dick hard
These "woke" commercials aren't doing it.
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Russian armored division destroyed by soldier’s 20th leg tuck
Leg tucks increase lethality. It's science.
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The Army's long-range strike vision is stupid vs so is your mom
By Gen. Timothy Ray and Gen. James McConville
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Army says generals can substitute two-minute plank in lieu of victory in Afghanistan
None have done it so far.
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Army mandates quarterly 'don’t invade the Capitol' training
"We’re hopeful...we can significantly reduce the number of soldiers who invade the Capitol each year."
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