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Army to name new 200-ton tank after General Milley
But will it pass the tape test?
Oct 11, 2021 · 2 min read
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Army rolls out ambitious, six-event mental fitness test
The SHART program is here
Jun 14, 2021 · 3 min read
Army veteran, poet laureate, reflects on dicks undrawn
This is powerful stuff.
Jun 12, 2021 · 2 min read
Army opens yes men academy for officers
Yes, what a great idea!
Jun 11, 2021 · 1 min read
Army to authorize beards if vaccine goal reached by July 4th
Get your shot and a beard.
Jun 7, 2021 · 2 min read
Absolute psycho brought everything on the packing list
Hopefully someone packed a straitjacket.
May 28, 2021 · 2 min read
Ted Cruz tells US Army to get back to commercials that make his dick hard
These "woke" commercials aren't doing it.
May 24, 2021 · 2 min read
Russian armored division destroyed by soldier’s 20th leg tuck
Leg tucks increase lethality. It's science.
May 17, 2021 · 2 min read
The Army's long-range strike vision is stupid vs so is your mom
By Gen. Timothy Ray and Gen. James McConville
Apr 28, 2021 · 2 min read
Army says generals can substitute two-minute plank in lieu of victory in Afghanistan
None have done it so far.
Apr 14, 2021 · 2 min read
Army mandates quarterly 'don’t invade the Capitol' training
"We’re hopeful...we can significantly reduce the number of soldiers who invade the Capitol each year."
Mar 13, 2021 · 1 min read
Army combat fitness test adopted military-wide after rousing success with soldiers
Get excited.
Mar 8, 2021 · 2 min read
Democrats pander to troops with Dodge Charger loan forgiveness plan
“The fastest way to stimulate economic growth is to put money into the hands of E4s."
Mar 5, 2021 · 2 min read
Early-warning system tells E-4s when First Sergeant is approaching
“Go figure that they managed to rig it together using duct tape, dip cans, and zip-ties.”
Feb 19, 2021 · 2 min read
Army-developed artificial intelligence asks if it’s too late to join the Air Force
“I hear that Air Force systems don’t have to boot up until 0700 or 0730 most days."
Feb 8, 2021 · 2 min read
Army holds safety stand-down to address dangers of drinking antifreeze
Officials are scrambling after soldiers at Fort Bliss rode "the blue lightning."
Feb 1, 2021 · 5 min read
Michael Flynn hired to teach un-ethics class at Army War College
“As a popular song goes, Gen. Flynn has ‘perfect imperfections,” an Army official said.
Jan 20, 2021 · 4 min read
Trump pardons Fort Hood
“You’re beautiful. We love you. Come see me at my inauguration,” the soon-to-be-former president told the guards.
Jan 13, 2021 · 1 min read
Army's new strategic plan for 2021 outlines the next 10 to 15 minutes
“Planning 10-15 minutes into the future is risky and ambitious. So, it’s an aspirational goal.”
Jan 6, 2021 · 5 min read
New 'Call of Duty: Field Grade' game worth 90 credit hours at Army Staff College
“We actually scanned a crack team of field grades to into the game."
Dec 5, 2020 · 2 min read
Army priest leaves military for influential chaplaining job on Capitol Hill
"I think you can see the conflict of interest in having God favoring Raytheon over Boeing or Lockheed Martin.”
Dec 2, 2020 · 2 min read
Native Americans not really interested in COVID masks US Army keeps sending
“The masks are unwarranted, unwelcome, and frankly, a little suspect.”
Nov 9, 2020 · 3 min read
