This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
Story Roundup
Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.
Situation Report
Duffel Labs / Department of Symbolic Appreciation
Veteran benefits you didn't know you earned.
You served your country. Find out what your country is prepared to offer in exchange.
A satire tool. Every benefit is made up. The disappointment may feel familiar.
Application for appreciationForm DB-214(b)
Duffel Blog
Department of Symbolic AppreciationSatire
Not a real award
Department of Symbolic AppreciationSatire
Not a real award
Your benefits determination
After a thorough review of the boxes you clicked, this department has authorized the following expressions of national gratitude.
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Respectfully filed,
The Acting Deputy Assistant to the Assistant Deputy
Office of Benefits Pending Appropriation
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Appeals may result in a reduction of benefits. This is the only honest sentence on this form.
