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Vol. 15 · No. 121 · Friday, 9 October 2026

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DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Beyoncé gives your weekend safety brief

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All the single soldiers (All the single soldiers) All the single soldiers (All the single soldiers) All the single soldiers (All the single soldiers) All the single soldiers

Now put your hands up Up in the club, don’t get drunk Stop doing your own little thing You decided to dip but you better not trip 'Cause another brother noticed her She’s up on him, ease up on me Don't pay him any attention 'Cause you’ll just fail and go to jail You can't be mad at me

'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it But for God’s sake, if she’s a stripper, don’t put a ring on it Don't be mad once you see that he want it If he likes it, then he might put put a ring on it Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh

'Cause if she likes you, then she’ll put your Tricare on it If she likes you, then she’ll put your Tricare on it Don't be dumb once you see that she wants it If she likes you, then she’ll put your Tricare on it You’ll get gloss on your lips, a chick on your hips Got you tighter than your parachute harness Acting up, drink in your cup You can care less what I think But you need my permission, did I mention? Don't pay her any attention 'Cause you had your turn, but now you gon' learn What it really feels like to miss muster

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