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Vol. 15 · No. 125 · Tuesday, 20 October 2026

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US to livestream execution of Ukraine

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Opinion: If you call your spouse Household 6, I get to call your divorce a change of command

By Sgt. Daniel Marks

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Photo by Jocelyn Allen / Unsplash

Look, I get it. You love the Army and you want to bring everything about it into your daily life. I’ve been there. When I was in high school I got way into "Trainspotting" and started calling my friends “mates.” I was like 14, but whatever, I’m not here to judge. What I’m saying is we all do stupid stuff we aren’t proud of later.

So if you want to call your wife Household 6 you go right ahead. If you want to talk about needing to check “the training schedule” when someone asks you what you’re doing this weekend or discuss an “exfil plan” from the bar, that’s your prerogative. I won’t even call you a douchebag for it. At least not loud enough that you can hear me.

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