DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Jason Vorhees gives your Friday the 13th safety brief
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Gents, this is Friday the 13th, so here are some special safety considerations while celebrating this hallowed night.
First, never go anywhere alone. Take your battle buddy everywhere. Being alone will get you murdered. By me.
And no, before you even ask, 18-year-old females don't count as battle buddies.
Which brings m…
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