This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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Poll finds Memorial Day more fun when no one mentions 'dead soldiers'
Maybe we could do something like "Xmas" but for Memorial Day?
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Meet the Memorial Day patriot stopping people from putting flags on graves of veterans who didn’t die in combat
A self-described “super humble guy,” O’Tool is quick to recount his exploits protecting the dignity of Memorial Day.
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Navy seal under fire for lewd OnlyFins account
One million subscribers say "Ar-Ar!'
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Students forced to be woke! DeSantis sues Florida's 6th Ranger training battalion
People hungry and living outside less of an issue
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Are veterans bad for the economy? Experts say yes
Republicans and Democrats agree, debt crisis is vet's fault
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Oh no! The LT thinks he’s mentoring you
The passage of time is but a cruel fiction; there is nothing but pain for you now
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Marine Corps to be redesignated America's 411 force
Tip of the Spear Now More Like Shaft
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Navy pilot first to complete distance education Top Gun
Iceman can be his IT support anytime
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Five-time suicide drone pilot gets another 72 virgins
Martyr ace thanks God, wives, Taliban
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Public affairs officers join Hollywood writers
"Strike" no longer just for terrorist training camps and base bowling tournaments
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Marine Corps rolls out Portapotty 2030
Bold plan overcomes strategic constipation
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"Yeah if only," say US drone operators after Kremlin attack accusations
"Pilots" sit up, brush off Doritos crumbs as a show of respect
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Russia’s victory day parade one vet, mean donkey
No wounded guys, doesn't look good
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DOD reunites Jeff and tina to open a can of whoop ass on leakers
Cyber Warriors about to get medieval on your ass
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S3 admits he wishes you were all dead
The truth that must never be spoken cannot be unsaid.
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Fighter pilot’s ego in critical condition
It's touch and go. (Too soon?)
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USAF pilots no longer authorized to wear flightsuits during sex
They can still ‘talk’ with their hands, though.
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Ranger School commandant recognized on Earth day for commitment to recycling
If we all just do one thing, over and over and over
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Invoking military heroism, congressman santos pleads not guilty
Plans to chair Armed Services Committee, cure cancer
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F*ckin’ boot didn’t even leak any of the good shit about aliens
We don't wanna say it's aliens, buuuuuut...
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Fleshlight solar chargers will help DOD meet climate change goals
It's the only way to beat rising temperatures.
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Coast Guard drops trailer for ‘cocaine whale’
The working title, ‘Blow Whale,’ was dropped after a porn company sued for copyright infringement.
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BIGPENIS: Navy erects virtually unhackable communications network
IT Lessons from a time when ships were wood and men had it
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CIA reveals secret North Korean sky dick drawing program
It's a ballsy move
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SAR team recovers copilots lost on par 5
It's unclear how many strokes the aviators will be penalized.
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