This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
Story Roundup
Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.
Situation Report
Latest dispatches
The story feed
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Biden deserts presidency to fight in Ukraine
Wagner group no Cornpop
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MEDCOM classifies hemorrhoids as sensitive items
Hospitals flooded with questions regarding retention
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Breakthrough in Marine Corps technology now allows for shorts so short they reside inside the wearer’s butthole
Schmedium no longer enough
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Chinese spy balloon made mostly out of classified US documents
They are common building material now.
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NORAD Santa tracking systems to eventually track real things
Command critical to national survival requests patience
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8 grunt style t-shirts that scream 'I can't move on'
There's one for every professional veteran.
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Nerd Intel officer won’t store top secret documents outside SCIF
Total dork probably eats his boogers
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USMC 'Training and Education 2030' calls for 70% Marine literacy within decade
Out: Coloring books and crayons. In: Comic books and Letters to Penthouse
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Space Force Special Forces team sidelined by mass carpal tunnel incident
They also serve, who only sit and click.
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VetBro wishes he could get back to ranting about issues he understands
"I mean, I'm not racist but..."
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White paper about white papers printed on white paper
Seriously. And someone actually thinks you'll read it.
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Major dies while on hold with SATO travel
Literally no one surprised.
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Commissary limits retirees to two war stories per visit
Do not make eye contact. Just back away.
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Command Sergeant Major suggests Ukraine tell Russia to stay off its grass
Also suggests assigning Russian Generals to area beautification
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Recruiting woes leads Army to revamp 80's slogan
USAREC: "This'll get 'em!"
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Afghanistan donates 50 MRAPs and Bagram Air Field to Ukraine
These MRAP best quality, my friend
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Coast Guard petty officer insists you call him coast guardian
PO1 finds religion
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Washington post asks veterans to just kill themselves already
"The best fiscal move for this country?...The data says yes.”
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Pilot’s career summed up as ‘yeah, she’s pretty hot’
The Army hates to see her leave, but loves to watch her fly away.
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Donald Trump forced to move to barracks following NJP
"Only I can survive the ninja punch," says former reality star
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Army casts Jonathan Majors in new murder mystery set at Fort Hood
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
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Air Force drops ‘join today, get laid tomorrow’ recruiting slogan
"Get A-Head In the Air Force" probably out too
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U.S. Army W.T.F! Moments changes name to "sadly, no longer surprising Army moments"
"Yeah, that tracks," acknowledges Army spokesman
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Fossil of TriCareatops discovered outside Fort Bragg
Strippasaurus Rex remains elusive for troops without $20
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become a government civilian
A life of quiet desperation is still a life
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