This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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Tuberville demands DoD stop defending alabama until state reduces infant mortality
"It's a states rights issue, except when that's inconvenient."
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N. Korea agrees to swap travis king for 6 pack of Coors and a Walkman
Master negotiator shows them how it's done
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Veteran hospitalized after attempting to simultaneously stand for flag, kneel for cross
It's a VET THING, you wouldn't understand.
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Nation wishes Hollywood strike happened whenever the hurt locker was made
But that scene in the grocery store, bro! So real, bro!
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Bergdahl last seen wandering toward Navy recruiting office
Navy next service on tap to ignore countless red flags
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Acting commandant upset he doesn’t rate commandant office furniture
Senior Lance Corporals lurking outside office for some reason
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BREAKING: PV2 king "don't defect to North Korea" training NOT current
Pentagon spokesman: "There WILL be a low level fall guy."
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Allies criticize US for sending clusterfucks to Ukraine
International concern that children may blindly step into clusterf-cks for years
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General berger joins fellow retirees in bashing FD 2030
"Hey, I'm a retired Marine General. This is what we do now."
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Steven Seagal falls from window while filming ‘under siege 3: The Kremlin falls’
Totally unforeseen event happened just as expected
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Meet ‘bushy,’ first military K9 trained to find internet porn
Dog dedicated to finding porn and rubbing it out
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Retirement ceremony could have been retirement e-mail
How does "Honorable if Unexceptional" sound for a plaque?
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White House urinalysis NCO waiting his whole life for this opportunity
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance at blow
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Recruiters celebrate Supreme Court striking down college loan cancellation
Back gate auto dealers anticipate used Dodge Charger demand increase
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BREAKING: Humble F-35 pilot hasn’t told anyone what he flies for over 2 hours
Hero just proud to be on the team with history's most advanced fighter
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Army creates new ‘future douchebag politician’ MOS
Republicans and Democrats 100% unified in support
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Russia news swings back to boring Ukraine invasion & war crimes
Gah! Can we get a comment from Doja Cat or something?
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CIA concerned about TikTok’s "leak classified US intelligence" challenge
Totally sus videos living rent-free in their head
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Kim Jong un vows to kill suicidal north koreans
North Korean leader promises at least 22 a day
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Transition success! This retiring Colonel started a career flipping bases
"Where did they get all this taupe paint?"
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First E4 senator holds up nominations until DoD allows hands in pockets
E4 Mafia makes power move in US Senate
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Leading barracks lawyers agree Trump should go AWOL
Bro, seriously. Like, I mean, f'real dog!
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Green Beans coffee stokes tensions in South China sea
Irvine recommends every Marine try "200 reps of 7.62" in the Spratlys
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Airman morally opposed to drag show spends weekend at strip club
Makes sense when you think about it.
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Pentagon cancels car wash fundraiser after debt ceiling standoff averted
Soapies to remain a deployed thing
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