This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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OEF Sergeant Major still worries about the tidy grass he left behind
AY TERRY! I KNOW THE MADRASSAH AIN'T TEACH YOU TO CRAP ON NO LAWN!
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George santos’ new autobiography, to hell and back, beautiful meditation on combat
Congressman survived expulsion, many imaginary combat tours
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Schrödinger's Specialist baffles philosophers and platoon sergeants alike
What is a sham but a perception?
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Intel private who got classified tattoo now living in SCIF
No video games, no Dodge Challengers, not a single luxury
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Lethality! Chaplain Corps unveils smite Ray
"I'm just proud out be out here with all you warfighters"
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Trump dashes across North Korean border in bid for asylum
Who thought he could move that fast?
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Cuba intel mission struggling after death of Jimmy Buffett
Recipe for good lechon asado still escaping everyone north of Everglades City
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West Point time capsule reveals Jefferson Davis voted "most likely to split nation in two"
Little known West Point cadet still inspires some American leaders
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Putin selects Mike Flynn as next Wagner group chief
Eric Prince a bridesmaid once again
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Yevgeny Prigozhin pronounced dead after tragic fall from 30,000-foot window
Nine bodies and wreckage found nearby "totally unconnected"
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E4 Mafia opens 'E3 joint center of excellence'
Frfr dog, place is bussin'
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Clitoris Porta-John artwork goes largely unrecognized
"We honestly just thought people were into canoeing"
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Netflix announces all-female remake of US Navy
Suddenly "long, hard, and full of seamen" jokes less relevant
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North Korea requests starvation best practices from Fort Cavazos
Rumors rampant of starvation and cannibalism amongst the rank and file
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Fort Cavazos soldier discovers body while dumpster diving for food
Upside alert! Decomposing corpses are an appetite suppressant!
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"Guys who almost joined" and "guys who will never make it on the outside" unite as "guys who won't shut up about it"
They loved their DIs, still had to punch them
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PTSD Barbie excluded from new Barbie movie
"You can be anything." Except someone with invisible wounds.
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Niger's vets show jan. 6th vets how it’s done at coup D'état 2023
American insurrectionists slow clapping approaches crescendo
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“Aggressive” Jon Stewart harassing veterans about PACT Act benefits
"Does it take Sandler to get vets to take care of themselves?"
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Lance Cpl. Extends 248th Birthday Ball TikTok invite to Rep. Lauren Boebert
Lance Cpl. Handslip: "I got this on lock, son!"
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Tuberville 'visibly erect' at delaying historic nomination of first female CNO
Maybe he was just saying, "She's number one"?
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General’s “artificial intelligence” remarks disturb Lt. Cmdr. Data
"U.S. military doctrine is 97.3176493 percent agnostic and so am I."
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Millions of US military emails accidentally sent to .MILF addresses
Accidentally. Ok, yeah, riiiiiiight.
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Tuberville blocks red six's posthumous promotion to red leader
"Are we really doing this again? He knows this is imaginary, right?"
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General Zod escapes phantom zone; claims USMC Commandancy
Day One Guidance: "Kneel before Zod."
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