Meet ‘bushy,’ first military K9 trained to find internet porn
Dog dedicated to finding porn and rubbing it out
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Retirement ceremony could have been retirement e-mail
How does "Honorable if Unexceptional" sound for a plaque?
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White House urinalysis NCO waiting his whole life for this opportunity
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance at blow
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Recruiters celebrate Supreme Court striking down college loan cancellation
Back gate auto dealers anticipate used Dodge Charger demand increase
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BREAKING: Humble F-35 pilot hasn’t told anyone what he flies for over 2 hours
Hero just proud to be on the team with history's most advanced fighter
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Army creates new ‘future douchebag politician’ MOS
Republicans and Democrats 100% unified in support
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Russia news swings back to boring Ukraine invasion & war crimes
Gah! Can we get a comment from Doja Cat or something?
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CIA concerned about TikTok’s "leak classified US intelligence" challenge
Totally sus videos living rent-free in their head
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Kim Jong un vows to kill suicidal north koreans
North Korean leader promises at least 22 a day
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Transition success! This retiring Colonel started a career flipping bases
"Where did they get all this taupe paint?"
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First E4 senator holds up nominations until DoD allows hands in pockets
E4 Mafia makes power move in US Senate
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Leading barracks lawyers agree Trump should go AWOL
Bro, seriously. Like, I mean, f'real dog!
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Green Beans coffee stokes tensions in South China sea
Irvine recommends every Marine try "200 reps of 7.62" in the Spratlys
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Airman morally opposed to drag show spends weekend at strip club
Makes sense when you think about it.
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Pentagon cancels car wash fundraiser after debt ceiling standoff averted
Soapies to remain a deployed thing
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Poll finds Memorial Day more fun when no one mentions 'dead soldiers'
Maybe we could do something like "Xmas" but for Memorial Day?
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Meet the Memorial Day patriot stopping people from putting flags on graves of veterans who didn’t die in combat
A self-described “super humble guy,” O’Tool is quick to recount his exploits protecting the dignity of Memorial Day.
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Navy seal under fire for lewd OnlyFins account
One million subscribers say "Ar-Ar!'
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Students forced to be woke! DeSantis sues Florida's 6th Ranger training battalion
People hungry and living outside less of an issue
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Are veterans bad for the economy? Experts say yes
Republicans and Democrats agree, debt crisis is vet's fault
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Oh no! The LT thinks he’s mentoring you
The passage of time is but a cruel fiction; there is nothing but pain for you now
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Marine Corps to be redesignated America's 411 force
Tip of the Spear Now More Like Shaft
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Navy pilot first to complete distance education Top Gun
Iceman can be his IT support anytime
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Five-time suicide drone pilot gets another 72 virgins
Martyr ace thanks God, wives, Taliban
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Public affairs officers join Hollywood writers
"Strike" no longer just for terrorist training camps and base bowling tournaments
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