Five-time suicide drone pilot gets another 72 virgins
Martyr ace thanks God, wives, Taliban
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Public affairs officers join Hollywood writers
"Strike" no longer just for terrorist training camps and base bowling tournaments
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Marine Corps rolls out Portapotty 2030
Bold plan overcomes strategic constipation
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"Yeah if only," say US drone operators after Kremlin attack accusations
"Pilots" sit up, brush off Doritos crumbs as a show of respect
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Russia’s victory day parade one vet, mean donkey
No wounded guys, doesn't look good
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DOD reunites Jeff and tina to open a can of whoop ass on leakers
Cyber Warriors about to get medieval on your ass
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S3 admits he wishes you were all dead
The truth that must never be spoken cannot be unsaid.
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Fighter pilot’s ego in critical condition
It's touch and go. (Too soon?)
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USAF pilots no longer authorized to wear flightsuits during sex
They can still ‘talk’ with their hands, though.
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Ranger school commandant recognized on Earth day for commitment to recycling
If we all just do one thing, over and over and over
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Invoking military heroism, congressman santos pleads not guilty
Plans to chair Armed Services Committee, cure cancer
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F*ckin’ boot didn’t even leak any of the good shit about aliens
We don't wanna say it's aliens, buuuuuut...
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Fleshlight solar chargers will help DOD meet climate change goals
It's the only way to beat rising temperatures.
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Coast Guard drops trailer for ‘cocaine whale’
The working title, ‘Blow Whale,’ was dropped after a porn company sued for copyright infringement.
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BIGPENIS: Navy erects virtually unhackable communications network
IT Lessons from a time when ships were wood and men had it
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CIA reveals secret North Korean sky dick drawing program
It's a ballsy move
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SAR team recovers copilots lost on par 5
It's unclear how many strokes the aviators will be penalized.
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Biden deserts presidency to fight in Ukraine
Wagner group no Cornpop
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MEDCOM classifies hemorrhoids as sensitive items
Hospitals flooded with questions regarding retention
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Breakthrough in Marine Corps technology now allows for shorts so short they reside inside the wearer’s butthole
Schmedium no longer enough
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Chinese spy balloon made mostly out of classified US documents
They are common building material now.
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NORAD Santa tracking systems to eventually track real things
Command critical to national survival requests patience
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8 grunt style t-shirts that scream 'I can't move on'
There's one for every professional veteran.
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Nerd Intel officer won’t store top secret documents outside SCIF
Total dork probably eats his boogers
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USMC 'training and education 2030' calls for 70% Marine literacy within decade
Out: Coloring books and crayons. In: Comic books and Letters to Penthouse
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