E4 Mafia opens 'E3 joint center of excellence'
Frfr dog, place is bussin'
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Clitoris Porta-John artwork goes largely unrecognized
"We honestly just thought people were into canoeing"
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Netflix announces all-female remake of US Navy
Suddenly "long, hard, and full of seamen" jokes less relevant
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North Korea requests starvation best practices from Fort Cavazos
Rumors rampant of starvation and cannibalism amongst the rank and file
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Fort Cavazos soldier discovers body while dumpster diving for food
Upside alert! Decomposing corpses are an appetite suppressant!
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"Guys who almost joined" and "guys who will never make it on the outside" unite as "guys who won't shut up about it"
They loved their DIs, still had to punch them
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PTSD Barbie excluded from new Barbie movie
"You can be anything." Except someone with invisible wounds.
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Niger's vets show jan. 6th vets how it’s done at coup D'état 2023
American insurrectionists slow clapping approaches crescendo
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“Aggressive” Jon Stewart harassing veterans about PACT Act benefits
"Does it take Sandler to get vets to take care of themselves?"
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Lance Cpl. Extends 248th Birthday Ball TikTok invite to Rep. Lauren Boebert
Lance Cpl. Handslip: "I got this on lock, son!"
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Tuberville 'visibly erect' at delaying historic nomination of first female CNO
Maybe he was just saying, "She's number one"?
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General’s “artificial intelligence” remarks disturb Lt. Cmdr. Data
"U.S. military doctrine is 97.3176493 percent agnostic and so am I."
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Millions of US military emails accidentally sent to .MILF addresses
Accidentally. Ok, yeah, riiiiiiight.
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Tuberville blocks red six's posthumous promotion to red leader
"Are we really doing this again? He knows this is imaginary, right?"
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General Zod escapes phantom zone; claims USMC Commandancy
Day One Guidance: "Kneel before Zod."
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Tuberville demands DoD stop defending alabama until state reduces infant mortality
"It's a states rights issue, except when that's inconvenient."
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N. Korea agrees to swap travis king for 6 pack of Coors and a Walkman
Master negotiator shows them how it's done
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Veteran hospitalized after attempting to simultaneously stand for flag, kneel for cross
It's a VET THING, you wouldn't understand.
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Nation wishes Hollywood strike happened whenever the hurt locker was made
But that scene in the grocery store, bro! So real, bro!
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Bergdahl last seen wandering toward Navy recruiting office
Navy next service on tap to ignore countless red flags
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Acting commandant upset he doesn’t rate commandant office furniture
Senior Lance Corporals lurking outside office for some reason
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BREAKING: PV2 king "don't defect to North Korea" training NOT current
Pentagon spokesman: "There WILL be a low level fall guy."
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Allies criticize US for sending clusterfucks to Ukraine
International concern that children may blindly step into clusterf-cks for years
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General berger joins fellow retirees in bashing FD 2030
"Hey, I'm a retired Marine General. This is what we do now."
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Steven Seagal falls from window while filming ‘under siege 3: The Kremlin falls’
Totally unforeseen event happened just as expected
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