This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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Turn your access to classified information into a side hustle with these five steps
What could go wrong? This is easy money.
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Vet walks around PX avoiding life; reminiscing about walking around the PX avoiding work
Panda Express? Robin Hood? Subway? Dude, let's check out GameStop.
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Navy football’s jerseys exclude SEALs in favor of the silent service
Who even knew there were Navy people that aren't SEALS?
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US vows evacuation of citizens from Gaza will be as flawless as Afghan evacuation
Sometimes the sequel is even better than the original.
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Nine line apparel rolls out home furnishing collection
Nothing says Patriot like a multi-cam davenport
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Army football player has no idea he'll eventually be relieved from command
But we all saw it coming.
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38-year-old soldier uses GI bill to go to Hogwarts
Whomping Willows aside, he will still need to certify enrollment
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Gen Z turns against Osama Bin Laden after discovering problematic tweets
Vibe check! OBL was living rent free in these simps and stans heads!
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Army authorizes women to grow beards
Downstairs is probably gonna become a nightmare.
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Commandant to resume duties after ground-fighting Satan, inspecting Heaven's Marines
Concerns over possibility of another aviator Commandant forced early return
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Tommy Tuberville applies for VA benefits
Cites "Playing Division One South Eastern Conference Schedule" as source of PTSD
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Automated VA voicemail just long enough to tie the rope, study finds
Just hang on. Not yourself, silly!
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Woman worried if conflict continues, she will have to learn new country names
"I know there's Mexico, 'cause I drink Shootaritas down at Chuy's. There's others?"
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Tuberville insists on blocking nominations until someone can answer his riddles three
"None shall pass!" says Senator from beneath bridge.
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DoD asks Israel, Hamas to move Intifada to pacific
Austin: "Look, we've put a lot of time and money into this."
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Judge gives Coast Guard member choice between jail or joining the military
Seriously dude, time to step up.
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Marine scientists discover water also makes the grass grow
Spirit of the bayonet is now "To Hydrate"
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New 'Call of Duty: VA Edition' immerses gamers in struggle to attain 100% disability
Critics laud the realism of the latest franchise installment
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus…While daddy was deployed
Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Israeli, Palestinian officials commit to ensuring kids grow up hating one another
Second verse! Same as the first!
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Zombies who devoured Camp Lejeune personnel may be entitled to compensation
Final settlements will be subject to class size and recovery. Also brains.
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Russia sends observers to Gaza to provide war crime advice
This is not 'Nam, there are rules
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Opinion: On Veterans Day, I thank hostile nations for my retirement pay
Shout outs are due!
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VA closing parking lots for 'suicide standdown'
"This'll fix it!", says peppy intern.
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Declutter your home by losing half your stuff while PCSing
Even if it brings you joy, it's probably out of here.
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