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Thursday, June 18, 2026

Page 19 of 176

Trump: Department of Veterans Affairs will be Department of Losers and Suckers

Trump: Department of Veterans Affairs will be Department of Losers and Suckers

Appealing veterans fall under new "Department of High Energy Winners"

Oct 4, 2023 2 min read paid

Government shutdown shuts down government task force to end government shutdowns

Government shutdown shuts down government task force to end government shutdowns

Can you tell me how this ends?

Oct 2, 2023 1 min read paid

ASK SGT CASANOVA: Deciphering keywords in dating profiles

ASK SGT CASANOVA: Deciphering keywords in dating profiles

Just sayin' man

Oct 2, 2023 3 min read paid

"Unsustainable" number of Ft. Cavazos soldiers injured tripping over bodies

"Unsustainable" number of Ft. Cavazos soldiers injured tripping over bodies

"The force can't sustain this injury rate, it's time to think about prevention."

Oct 2, 2023 2 min read paid

Milley opens 'joint chiefs' cannabis shop outside fort Myer gate

Milley opens 'joint chiefs' cannabis shop outside fort Myer gate

"Bro! 'High Command' bro! Get it? High Command!"

Sep 26, 2023 3 min read paid

Marines: Uhh, that F-35 was in SERE school

Marines: Uhh, that F-35 was in SERE school

Investigation complete. Careers protected. Nothing to see here.

Sep 25, 2023 2 min read paid

New CMC pops as 3rd battalion, 2nd Marine regiment’s weekend duty supernumerary

New CMC pops as 3rd battalion, 2nd Marine regiment’s weekend duty supernumerary

Duty, Bitch.

Sep 22, 2023 1 min read paid

Alien presents F-35 as proof of intelligent life to Homeworld government

Alien presents F-35 as proof of intelligent life to Homeworld government

Did you ever actually SEE a debris field?

Sep 21, 2023 2 min read paid

Department of defense to reinstitute “don’t ask, don’t tell.”

Department of defense to reinstitute “don’t ask, don’t tell.”

97% of service members not wearing knee socks support the move

Sep 18, 2023 2 min read paid

Missing F-35 found dead after breakup with pilot

Missing F-35 found dead after breakup with pilot

Suicide or murder? Investigators considering all possibilities

Sep 18, 2023 1 min read paid

September surprise: 22 veterans per day clearly aware of suicide

September surprise: 22 veterans per day clearly aware of suicide

Seriously though, thanks for the month

Sep 18, 2023 3 min read paid

Rear Admiral who fucked around retires without finding out

Rear Admiral who fucked around retires without finding out

Look, it's not like he's an E7.

Sep 18, 2023 3 min read paid

DoD unaware Chief Warrant officers guild has been on strike since 1987

DoD unaware Chief Warrant officers guild has been on strike since 1987

But their hats and keys were on the desk!

Sep 15, 2023 1 min read paid

Kim Jong un returns to Russia on fanciful dirigible

Kim Jong un returns to Russia on fanciful dirigible

"He just giggled and watched Johnny Depp movies on repeat the whole way there."

Sep 14, 2023 1 min read paid

SEAL’s tell-all haiku wins ship’s poetry slam

SEAL’s tell-all haiku wins ship’s poetry slam

SEAL Team 5-7-5 fights to victory

Sep 13, 2023 2 min read paid

OEF Sergeant Major still worries about the tidy grass he left behind

OEF Sergeant Major still worries about the tidy grass he left behind

AY TERRY! I KNOW THE MADRASSAH AIN'T TEACH YOU TO CRAP ON NO LAWN!

Sep 11, 2023 1 min read paid

George santos’ new autobiography, to hell and back, beautiful meditation on combat

George santos’ new autobiography, to hell and back, beautiful meditation on combat

Congressman survived expulsion, many imaginary combat tours

Sep 11, 2023 3 min read paid

Schrödinger's Specialist baffles philosophers and platoon sergeants alike

Schrödinger's Specialist baffles philosophers and platoon sergeants alike

What is a sham but a perception?

Sep 11, 2023 3 min read paid

Intel private who got classified tattoo now living in SCIF

Intel private who got classified tattoo now living in SCIF

No video games, no Dodge Challengers, not a single luxury

Sep 11, 2023 1 min read paid

Lethality! Chaplain Corps unveils smite Ray

Lethality! Chaplain Corps unveils smite Ray

"I'm just proud out be out here with all you warfighters"

Sep 5, 2023 1 min read paid

Trump dashes across North Korean border in bid for asylum

Trump dashes across North Korean border in bid for asylum

Who thought he could move that fast?

Sep 5, 2023 1 min read paid

Cuba intel mission struggling after death of Jimmy Buffett

Cuba intel mission struggling after death of Jimmy Buffett

Recipe for good lechon asado still escaping everyone north of Everglades City

Sep 5, 2023 3 min read paid

West Point time capsule reveals Jefferson Davis voted "most likely to split nation in two"

West Point time capsule reveals Jefferson Davis voted "most likely to split nation in two"

Little known West Point cadet still inspires some American leaders

Aug 31, 2023 1 min read paid

Putin selects Mike Flynn as next Wagner group chief

Putin selects Mike Flynn as next Wagner group chief

Eric Prince a bridesmaid once again

Aug 29, 2023 3 min read paid

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