Automated VA voicemail just long enough to tie the rope, study finds
Just hang on. Not yourself, silly!
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Woman worried if conflict continues, she will have to learn new country names
"I know there's Mexico, 'cause I drink Shootaritas down at Chuy's. There's others?"
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Tuberville insists on blocking nominations until someone can answer his riddles three
"None shall pass!" says Senator from beneath bridge.
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DoD asks Israel, Hamas to move Intifada to pacific
Austin: "Look, we've put a lot of time and money into this."
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Judge gives Coast Guard member choice between jail or joining the military
Seriously dude, time to step up.
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Marine scientists discover water also makes the grass grow
Spirit of the bayonet is now "To Hydrate"
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New 'Call of Duty: VA Edition' immerses gamers in struggle to attain 100% disability
Critics laud the realism of the latest franchise installment
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus…While daddy was deployed
Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Israeli, Palestinian officials commit to ensuring kids grow up hating one another
Second verse! Same as the first!
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Zombies who devoured Camp Lejeune personnel may be entitled to compensation
Final settlements will be subject to class size and recovery. Also brains.
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Russia sends observers to Gaza to provide war crime advice
This is not 'Nam, there are rules
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Opinion: On Veterans Day, I thank hostile nations for my retirement pay
Shout outs are due!
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VA closing parking lots for 'suicide standdown'
"This'll fix it!", says peppy intern.
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Declutter your home by losing half your stuff while PCSing
Even if it brings you joy, it's probably out of here.
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Fort Cavazos to reinstate English feudal right of prima Nocta
But only that one time! No affairs allowed.
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Hometown somehow sucks even more than when you first enlisted
Seriously? Another Dollar General?
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DoD introduces Devil's Advocate General Corps
"I'm just asking questions!"
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First female Navy SEAL maintains standard of being Oakley wearing D-bag
Piss test first thing Monday
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Marines improve Cyber skills with Microchip eating contest
Ranch and Vinegar and Salt lead in taste comparison
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Crossfit LLC wins contract to take Air Force officer fitness tests
Double Below Zone promotions expected to skyrocket
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Satanic chaplain scores 666 on combat fitness test
Presence of "Lamb having seven horns and seven eyes" unexplained
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Marine removed from White House after biting Biden's dog
Not the first time. Probably not the last.
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"Nailed it!", says Intel officer who assessed Middle East violence as "possible"
This kid is going places.
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Repeated instances of same issues just "a pattern of isolated occurrences"
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Trump: Department of Veterans Affairs will be Department of Losers and Suckers
Appealing veterans fall under new "Department of High Energy Winners"
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