This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
Story Roundup
Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.
Situation Report
Latest dispatches
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DOD: Maybe this osprey thing was actually a bad idea?
Boeing: "No, no, it's all good."
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Military Flyover during puppy bowl causes chaos on the field
Patriotic display causes shaking, howling, and uncontrolled urination
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Toby Keith reunites with American soldier
Sleep in peace tonight
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Feds lure TX National Guard from border with fake hooters, liquor store
Don't mess with Texas unless you got booze and boobs!
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Department of defense: 'We're not smart enough to run a Taylor Swift PSYOP'
Let's be real here.
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Top 5 disability ratings as ranked by a drunk guy at the VFW
"Trust me."
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Navy commander relieved for treating his sailors like people
"I’ll try to be more indifferent and detached in the future."
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New Miss America eager to "bomb the shit out of the enemies of America"
DEI advocates excited to see beauty queens represented in air-to-air combat
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“Da BARS!” Nicolai Russinski’s Superfans predictions for the upcoming 2024 offensive season
Kyiv by spring!
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Are you trapped in an escape room or just your weekly staff meeting?
A Duffel Blog guide to the circles of hell
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Secretary Austin awarded new “sick call Ranger” tab
Spec 4: "No phase recycles, my man just went straight through."
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‘Declaration of military accountability’ written entirely in Comic Sans
“We needed a font that would be taken as seriously as we are.”
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General Nakasone loses sticky note with Cyber command master password
"I had it in my wallet too, but I got a new one and I guess I didn't move it over."
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Does he love you or is he just trying to leave the barracks?
Maybe your hot sister could move in too?
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New Year's resolutions for the services
Yeah, we know we're late. It was a rough New Year's party.
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Study finds 87% of Marine privates could be replaced with Roombas
Can a Roomba beat a final boss or drink 7 Four Lokos in 14 minutes?
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USMC plan to 'kill ships from islands' frustrated by Lance Cpl. plan to 'kill shit right here'
PLA 'bout to get wrecked by 160 lbs of Monster, Copenhagen, and tattoos
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E4 Mafia tries to submit ‘alternate slate of evaluators’ for promotion board
"This was nothing more than a peaceful tour of a promotion board"
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First Sergeant still an asshole after visit from ghosts on Christmas eve
"Screw you ungrateful shitbirds, everyone!"
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Hallmark's military holiday movie to feature love story, crippling alcoholism
Generically attractive people to portray bland actions for basic audience
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Bipartisanship! Congress funds monument to all the allies it’s screwed over
Whether cost cutting, xenophobia, or just casual disinterest, they're not us!
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Zelensky to congressional leaders: "May you live forever"
Alpha males line up to avoid a fight
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It's a first! Air Force basic trainee becomes grandad
Tricare for life is cool but how long is this guy gonna be around?
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The 12 days of extra duty
Merry Christmas, Boot. You got firewatch.
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Douglas Macgregor insists Satan has “perfectly defensible reasons” in war for human souls
"Then Satan entered Judas, called Iscariot, one of the Twelve."
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