This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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Fort Liberty to solve trash problem with innovative 'burn pit' program
GWOT proven tactic no part of the war on trash
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Navy to increase recruitment by lowering enlistment standards for foreign spies
Secretary of Navy Del Toro "proud to see policy reflect reality."
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Toxic Major looking forward to being toxic Lieutenant Colonel
"It's a new layer of inferiors to abuse!"
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'Just an exercise,' says USAF of ominous, ancient Egyptian-style gate erected ahead of eclipse
Families encouraged "to cower before the searing Judgment to come.”
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Putin blames Ukraine for baltimore bridge collapse
Putin likely correct, but many Americans concerned that DEI attacked the bridge
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In controversial ruling, Supreme Court deems enlisted members 'people'
Thomas lone dissent, "Enlisted force lacks sufficient finances to be 'people'"
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Army introduces 'cereal for dinner' DFAC program
Tiny marshmallows deemed "key to soldier nutrition".
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Arlington replaces confederate statue with statue of interracial gay troops kissing
Super gay statue replaces replaces thick, triumphant Confederate shaft
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Chief reprimanded for professional and appropriate relationship with junior sailor
MCPON: "This will not stand"
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'Army am lowering standards more for morer recruit', says Army
Polls indicate youth may not like mold-choked barracks, food insecurity.
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Marine sentenced to Leavenworth grateful for extra space, absence of toxic mold
Absence of broken furniture thrown from third deck an added bonus
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West Point replaces mission statement with dancing mule Tik Tok
Previous changes to mission statement ignored, like most staff work.
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ChatGPT not allowed to learn MDMP, majors remain relevant for now
Top Block OER sycophancy still useful as well
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Military aide must ‘dummy cord’ nuclear football after leaving it on Biden’s corvette
"I guess finger sandwiches are more important than nuclear security, huh?"
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Morbidly obese major has really squared away haircut
Promote ahead of peers
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USAF offers to donate A-10s to Ukraine. Or anybody at all, really. Please. Just F*cking take them already
Hundreds of airframes may be left on curb for pick up
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Intel community to attract top talent with Hentai allowance
Otaku would be secondary MOS
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Secretary Austin caught skipping state of the union by making same day Walter Reed appointment
“Sorry sir, I can’t go into details because HIPPA"
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Local man unsure which global terrorist to sympathize with next
He's "just asking questions".
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AFN presents the Geo-Bachelor
Anticipate spray tans, lower back tats, and a love of Fireball shots
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US joint force unsurprised to see nation, middle-east “back on their bullshit”
These two. So co-dependent. So freaky. So hot.
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Military spouse genitals now CAC-enabled
Sometimes you need to lick it first.
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Breaking: MRE Jalapeño cheese spread terrible anal lubricant
Please don't get any ideas about the beef frankfurters
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Corpsman awarded Nobel prize in medicine for mixing Tylenol with Motrin
A beautiful mind.
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Marine ranks animals by how well he could take them in a fight
Bro. Seriously though, bro. Like, a snake is all neck if you think about it.
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