“Da BARS!” Nicolai Russinski’s Superfans predictions for the upcoming 2024 offensive season
Kyiv by spring!
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Are you trapped in an escape room or just your weekly staff meeting?
A Duffel Blog guide to the circles of hell
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Secretary Austin awarded new “sick call Ranger” tab
Spec 4: "No phase recycles, my man just went straight through."
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‘Declaration of military accountability’ written entirely in Comic Sans
“We needed a font that would be taken as seriously as we are.”
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General Nakasone loses sticky note with Cyber command master password
"I had it in my wallet too, but I got a new one and I guess I didn't move it over."
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Does he love you or is he just trying to leave the barracks?
Maybe your hot sister could move in too?
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New Year's resolutions for the services
Yeah, we know we're late. It was a rough New Year's party.
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Study finds 87% of Marine privates could be replaced with Roombas
Can a Roomba beat a final boss or drink 7 Four Lokos in 14 minutes?
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USMC plan to 'kill ships from islands' frustrated by lance Cpl. Plan to 'kill shit right here'
PLA 'bout to get wrecked by 160 lbs of Monster, Copenhagen, and tattoos
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E4 Mafia tries to submit ‘alternate slate of evaluators’ for promotion board
"This was nothing more than a peaceful tour of a promotion board"
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First Sergeant still an asshole after visit from ghosts on Christmas eve
"Screw you ungrateful shitbirds, everyone!"
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Hallmark's military holiday movie to feature love story, crippling alcoholism
Generically attractive people to portray bland actions for basic audience
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Bipartisanship! Congress funds monument to all the allies it’s screwed over
Whether cost cutting, xenophobia, or just casual disinterest, they're not us!
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Zelensky to congressional leaders: "May you live forever"
Alpha males line up to avoid a fight
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It's a first! Air Force basic trainee becomes grandad
Tricare for life is cool but how long is this guy gonna be around?
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The 12 days of extra duty
Merry Christmas, Boot. You got firewatch.
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Douglas Macgregor insists Satan has “perfectly defensible reasons” in war for human souls
"Then Satan entered Judas, called Iscariot, one of the Twelve."
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Turn your access to classified information into a side hustle with these five steps
What could go wrong? This is easy money.
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Vet walks around PX avoiding life; reminiscing about walking around the PX avoiding work
Panda Express? Robin Hood? Subway? Dude, let's check out GameStop.
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Navy football’s jerseys exclude SEALs in favor of the silent service
Who even knew there were Navy people that aren't SEALS?
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US vows evacuation of citizens from Gaza will be as flawless as Afghan evacuation
Sometimes the sequel is even better than the original.
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Nine line apparel rolls out home furnishing collection
Nothing says Patriot like a multi-cam davenport
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Army football player has no idea he'll eventually be relieved from command
But we all saw it coming.
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38-year-old soldier uses GI bill to go to Hogwarts
Whomping Willows aside, he will still need to certify enrollment
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Gen Z turns against Osama Bin Laden after discovering problematic tweets
Vibe check! OBL was living rent free in these simps and stans heads!
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