This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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17 Airmen dead after 'Bridgerton' marathon drinking game
“I too was shocked and saddened by the actions of Lady Featherington this season," a Colonel said.
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Nation celebrates tradition of asking veterans whether or not fireworks bother them
Happy 4th of July!
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US military to host presidential debate with ASVAB test, golf tournament
A sellout crowd is expected, though it will also be live-streamed.
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Army falls short of robot recruiting goal
"This robot generation is different. No work ethic. No value for service," complained one recruiter.
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Navy chief: Prosecuting adultery would adversely impact manning
Ramming speed! All ahead full!
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Justin Timberlake gives your weekend safety brief
Guess who’s going to have to pick your nasty ass up from jail when you step out of line. It’s gonna be me.
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Frat guy 'totally' would have punched a DI
"Are you looking at me, nasty? Start butt chugging!"
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Army issues burlap sacks of grain as new retention bonus
“Excuse me? I’m getting what for reenlisting?”
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National Guard breaks up college protest by throwing enlistment flyers at crowd
“All I had to do was tell them they have to wake up before 8 a.m. two days a month and that’s all it took."
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Trump sentenced to staff duty over 4-day weekend
“This is an absolute disgrace and totally bogus,” Trump said ahead of the staff duty posting at the 82nd Airborne Division.
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Pentagon launches 'see something stupid, say something stupid' campaign
Finally an internal reporting program that might work.
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All Middle East wars end after student protest
“Clearly, the power of youthful idealism, some chalk, and random spray paint cannot be overestimated.”
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Marines who jerked off in porta-potty welcome newborn chemical monster on Father’s Day
“We’re still not sure how this happened, but why question the miracle of life?”
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Study finds 77% of Air Force unfit for civilian service
Oddly, 33% unfit for the Air Force
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Creepiest NCO selected as unit SHARP rep
The best man for the job, unit leaders say.
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Air Force celebrates pride month with rainbow-colored munitions
The service "wants to create an inclusive environment for those we have to blow up, regardless of sexual preferences," according to Secretary Frank Kendall.
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SMA’s weekend safety brief at GITMO deemed 'cruel and unusual'
“Don’t add to the population and don't subtract from the population."
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J.D. Vance: The math on D-Day doesn't add up
It was a drain on our resources, Senator writes.
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Army to host next SWCS change of command ceremony on OnlyFans
At least we can "monetize our mishaps," says General.
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Has your child joined the Army? You may be entitled to compensation
Does your child wear a backpack to the mall? Someone owes you money
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Navy seeks ball gag order for submarine commander
Lawyers whip up order after video surfaces
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Navy announces USS Hamid Karzai International Airport As Second ship in new despair-class
'We want to truly honor America's modern record of military success'
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United States Navy testing wind-turbine powered aircraft carriers
Big Blue to become Big Green
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In wacky mix-up, IDF attacks columbia university as NYPD storms Gaza
What a freaky Friday
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Colonel flies flag upside down to protest base golf course fees
Watch him blame it on his wife
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