Chief reprimanded for professional and appropriate relationship with junior sailor
MCPON: "This will not stand"
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'Army am lowering standards more for morer recruit', says Army
Polls indicate youth may not like mold-choked barracks, food insecurity.
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Marine sentenced to Leavenworth grateful for extra space, absence of toxic mold
Absence of broken furniture thrown from third deck an added bonus
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West Point replaces mission statement with dancing mule Tik Tok
Previous changes to mission statement ignored, like most staff work.
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ChatGPT not allowed to learn MDMP, majors remain relevant for now
Top Block OER sycophancy still useful as well
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Military aide must ‘dummy cord’ nuclear football after leaving it on Biden’s corvette
"I guess finger sandwiches are more important than nuclear security, huh?"
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Morbidly obese major has really squared away haircut
Promote ahead of peers
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USAF offers to donate A-10s to Ukraine. Or anybody at all, really. Please. Just F*cking take them already
Hundreds of airframes may be left on curb for pick up
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Intel community to attract top talent with Hentai allowance
Otaku would be secondary MOS
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Secretary Austin caught skipping state of the union by making same day Walter Reed appointment
“Sorry sir, I can’t go into details because HIPPA"
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Local man unsure which global terrorist to sympathize with next
He's "just asking questions".
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AFN presents the Geo-Bachelor
Anticipate spray tans, lower back tats, and a love of Fireball shots
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US joint force unsurprised to see nation, middle-east “back on their bullshit”
These two. So co-dependent. So freaky. So hot.
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Military spouse genitals now CAC-enabled
Sometimes you need to lick it first.
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Breaking: MRE Jalapeño cheese spread terrible anal lubricant
Please don't get any ideas about the beef frankfurters
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Corpsman awarded Nobel prize in medicine for mixing Tylenol with Motrin
A beautiful mind.
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Marine ranks animals by how well he could take them in a fight
Bro. Seriously though, bro. Like, a snake is all neck if you think about it.
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DOD: Maybe this osprey thing was actually a bad idea?
Boeing: "No, no, it's all good."
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Military Flyover during puppy bowl causes chaos on the field
Patriotic display causes shaking, howling, and uncontrolled urination
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Toby Keith reunites with American soldier
Sleep in peace tonight
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Feds lure TX National Guard from border with fake hooters, liquor store
Don't mess with Texas unless you got booze and boobs!
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Department of defense: 'We're not smart enough to run a Taylor Swift PSYOP'
Let's be real here.
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Top 5 disability ratings as ranked by a drunk guy at the VFW
"Trust me."
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Navy commander relieved for treating his sailors like people
"I’ll try to be more indifferent and detached in the future."
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New Miss America eager to "bomb the shit out of the enemies of America"
DEI advocates excited to see beauty queens represented in air-to-air combat
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