ASVAB replaces math and science with object permanence and basic sentience
It's hard out here for a recruiter
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Navy SEAL horrified that local man has never heard of Navy SEALs
Never heard of the 'Quiet Professionals'? Who is this beta?
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AI pilot leaves Air Force for Southwest Airlines
Even emotionless robots prefer Southwest Airlines to Southwest Asia
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Fauci admits military decision making process not based on science
"Unsurprised" Tucker Carlson recommends tanning taint instead
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New water-saving latrines just leave poop there forever
You thought they were broken
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Navy introduces douchebag to admiral program
You can be his wingman anytime
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Hollywood complaint center to eliminate inaccuracies in military and war movies
Service members who have never deployed, this is your time to let them know what they got wrong.
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It’s time for every groundbreaking ceremony ever
Ceremony is 1500, showtime is 0800
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Bill to strengthen HIPAA would strip PII from military graves, memorials
You can't steal what you can't see
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Soldier wrestles with starting a profile on LinkedIn or OnlyFans
One is rife with costumes and masturbation, the other has naked pictures
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Is the bot you matched with on Tinder only with you for your TS clearance?
Here's nine ways to tell.
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Americans wondering if we can just get WW3 over with already
Stop talkin' and start doin'
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Kids’ choice awards names war on terror 'coolest war for kids'
Afghan villagers excited to once again be focus of American attention
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Navy rams ___ into ___ in show of force to near peers
Not at all like when ___ hit ___ and the ___ got relieved for ___ the junior ___
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Fort Liberty to solve trash problem with innovative 'burn pit' program
GWOT proven tactic no part of the war on trash
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Navy to increase recruitment by lowering enlistment standards for foreign spies
Secretary of Navy Del Toro "proud to see policy reflect reality."
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Toxic Major looking forward to being toxic Lieutenant Colonel
"It's a new layer of inferiors to abuse!"
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'Just an exercise,' says USAF of ominous, ancient Egyptian-style gate erected ahead of eclipse
Families encouraged "to cower before the searing Judgment to come.”
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Putin blames Ukraine for baltimore bridge collapse
Putin likely correct, but many Americans concerned that DEI attacked the bridge
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In controversial ruling, Supreme Court deems enlisted members 'people'
Thomas lone dissent, "Enlisted force lacks sufficient finances to be 'people'"
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Army introduces 'cereal for dinner' DFAC program
Tiny marshmallows deemed "key to soldier nutrition".
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Arlington replaces confederate statue with statue of interracial gay troops kissing
Super gay statue replaces replaces thick, triumphant Confederate shaft
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Chief reprimanded for professional and appropriate relationship with junior sailor
MCPON: "This will not stand"
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'Army am lowering standards more for morer recruit', says Army
Polls indicate youth may not like mold-choked barracks, food insecurity.
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Marine sentenced to Leavenworth grateful for extra space, absence of toxic mold
Absence of broken furniture thrown from third deck an added bonus
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