This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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Navy finds arson best way to mothball littoral combat ship fleet
That's one way to handle it.
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Air Force's 'loving' warfighting strategy making China anxious
Lt. Gen. Minihan plans to be both Mom and Dad to defeat aggression.
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Multiple F-35s shot down in 3-hour dogfight with Chinese balloon
The Air Force is said to be 'encouraged' by the outcome
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New Coast Guard coloring book of drowned corpses promotes life jacket use
Some people are visual learners.
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Report: Chinese balloon pilot was attempting to defect to US
A tragic end to a heartbreaking flight for freedom or beer. Or possibly both.
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Pentagon authorizes bureaucratic combat inaction award
They also serve, who only sit and do jack.
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China: Spy balloon was one week from retirement
It was getting too old for this shit.
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Navy sends influencer to Super Bowl instead of fixing your ship
The Navy brand is getting real, getting better
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Report: All female-crewed Chinese spy balloon performed Super Bowl flyover
NORAD is still trying to confirm there was a balloon.
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‘Sailors belong at sea,’ says man who hates his family
Despite the coffee mug, he is not world's best boss.
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Air Force selects shake weight for physical training
I don't know, but it's been said, Shake Weight hit me in the head.
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Air Force to revive tops in blue as part of 2023 NDAA
Now all the entertainment, with one-third less sexual harassment and reckless driving.
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Watch this idiot pilot drive away with gas pump still attached
At least he didn't leave the baby carrier on the canopy. Again.
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Mishap pilot christens F-35 wreckage, names it ‘whiskey dick’
This never happened with his old F-35.
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Air Force deploys giant military cats to defeat Chinese balloons
@#$%ing stuff up is just what they do.
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Air Force shoots down military spouse after mistaking it for spy balloon
Stuff happens. Mistakes were made. #FakeNews
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Jedi chaplain finds your lack of faith disturbing
Why does Chaps keep trying to Force choke me?
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Shaking HMMWV hits 88 mph, travels through time
Gotta get back in time to show the power of love.
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Navy spills green diesel over aquifer on st. Patrick's day
Kiss me, I'm glowing!
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Coast Guard recruitment incentive offers $115 in bed, bath & beyond coupons
This follows the Navy's 2020 "Wayfair, you've got the Navy I need" program.
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Drone videos include unskippable 15-second ads
Or watch a full-length ad to not see any more for the duration of your mission.
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Marine stops masturbating long enough to return fire
No port-a-potties were harmed in the reporting of this article.
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Army unveils new logo that totally doesn’t resemble a butthole
You can't unsee it.
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Veteran unsure where to tattoo 'project management professional' on body
CompTIA and Microsoft CSA already have prime neck real estate .
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Space Force declares bankruptcy after silicon valley bank collapse
Times are tough for all sorts of startups.
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