This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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US Navy sub accidentally collides with downed Reaper drone
The Navy has categorized the event as a Class-A Oopsie.
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DoD to migrate all field grade officers to the cloud
Taking obsolescent officers from flops to teraflops.
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Space Force chief releases annual ‘binge-watch’ list
Reading is sooooo 2019.
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Fort Hood running out of gates to name after murdered soldiers
"III Corpse" is less a typo than an undercount.
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Milley accidentally types ‘hot goth girls’ into teams chat with Joint Chiefs
First PLT, Company C, 1/502 supportive: "Oh, hell yeah."
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Officers with Bronze Star license plates least likely to have left FOB
WASHINGTON – A study released today found that officers who purchased non-valor Bronze Star license plates for their vehicles were 98% less likely to have left a forward operating base,
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Pornhub opens first SIPR website
MONTREAL, Canada — U.S. troops stationed abroad now have 24-hour access to the latest hardcore pornography from back home, thanks to a deal that allows adult website Pornhub to
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I lived it: I stole the Navy goat, and now I just … have a goat
We all do some foolish things in our youth when we don’t understand the consequences. For me, a lighthearted prank saddled me with a goat for the rest of
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Chinook catches Army flirting with younger, thinner aircraft
PENTAGON — Long rumored tensions came to a head as the CH-47 Chinook Helicopter confronted the U.S. Army after discovering suggestive text messages on the Army’s phone, sources
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Helicopter parents won’t insert son at hot LZ
CAMP DWYER, Afghanistan — A Marine infantryman scrambled to link up with his squad after his parents refused to insert him at a hot landing, sources confirmed today. Pfc. Martin Sikorsky
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Duffel Blog presents: Space Force field tips for lunar transport shuttle
CAMP ARMSTRONG, The Moon – Countless back-and-forth shuttle convoys have become the norm as troopers take on the herculean task of standing up the first Space Force moon base.
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Real housewives of Raqqa about to blow up on bravo
RAQQA, Syria — Bravo channel executive producer Andy Cohen debuted a sneak peek today of the latest installment to the Real Housewives series: "Real Housewives of Raqqa," set to
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Sailor can’t pee unless someone is watching
SAN DIEGO — Retiring Chief Petty Officer Joe Andrews hasn’t peed without someone watching him in 22 years and isn’t about to start now. “At first, I thought all
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Marvel's 'War on Terror: No Endgame in Sight' loses $5.6 trillion in first 18 years
LOS ANGELES — Marvel Studios announced today their most recent film “War on Terror: No Endgame in Sight” has bombed badly with an estimated loss of $5.6 trillion since opening
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Point/counterpoint: How to help servicemembers vs how to help service members
The following is a point/counterpoint article. The point will be given by the First Baptist Church Women’s Group, and the counterpoint will be given by adult film star
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Opinion: If you call your spouse household 6, I get to call your divorce a change of command
By: Sgt Daniel Marks Look, I get it. You love the Army and you want to bring everything about it into your daily life. I’ve been there. When I
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Ancestry DNA test reveals soldier comes from a long line of POGs
FORT HOOD, Texas – One Army specialist experienced a wave of emotions today when his Ancestry DNA test revealed that he hails from a long line of POGs, sources confirmed today.
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Make-a-Wish kid spends day as a Marine standing in line at the armory
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Sailors walking into strip club reminded to 'clap like Mike Pence is speaking'
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Army strategists much better at planning fantasy wars instead of war in Afghanistan
WASHINGTON, DC – Sources suggest the current crop of Army Strategists are experts at the strategic implications of Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and Game of Thrones, despite being wholly
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New Marine commandant to bring back rolled trousers
WASHINGTON — The next Commandant of the Marine Corps has announced that the first policy he'll instate when he takes the helm this summer is to bring back the
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Space ghost files IG complaint over non-selection for space command
VANDENBERG AIR FORCE BASE — Space Ghost, the interstellar crime fighter and talk-show host, has filed a complaint with the Department of Defense Inspector General over his non-selection for
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Marines open remedial 'corporals course for staff sergeants'
QUANTICO, Va.—Staff Sergeants looking to brush up on—or, honestly, learn—the fundamentals of their profession will have a brand new opportunity with the Marine Corps' new remedial
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Agent Penis reassigned after CIA intruder blows his cover
LANGLEY — Central Intelligence Agent Richard Penis has been reassigned to administrative duty after a woman compromised his secret identity by trespassing on CIA headquarters and requesting to speak with him,
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'Call for Fyre festival' dupes millennials into enlisting
FORT SILL, Okla.—Millennial recruits and their helicopter parents are demanding answers after the Army's “Call for Fyre Festival” failed to deliver on its promises of extravagant music
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