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Jane Fonda revealed as heroic CIA operative
LANGLEY, Va. — Jane Fonda, the actress labeled a traitor by the veteran community because of her activities during the Vietnam War, was actually a
Oct 5, 2022 · 2 min read
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AMAZON BOOK REVIEW: 'Worthy Fights: A Memoir' by Leon Panetta
The following is the top review on Amazon.com for the book "Worthy Fights: A Memoir of Leadership in War and Peace," by former CIA Director
Oct 5, 2022 · 3 min read
Following top secret leak, David Petraeus reinstated as CIA director, given backpay
WASHINGTON — David Petraeus has been reinstated as CIA Director and given $2.2 million in backpay following new legislation that decriminalizes the leak of top secret information, as
Oct 5, 2022 · 2 min read
Autocorrect fail leads to CIA waterboarding in semen
YEMEN — In a leaked Edward Snowden file recently decrypted by China, secret documents reveal that CIA agents accidentally waterboarded a pair of terror suspects in human semen, intelligence
Oct 5, 2022 · 1 min readIntel officer uses all these big words
RAMSTEIN AB, Germany – Widespread panic occurred this week at 3rd Air Force Headquarters on Ramstein Air Base, Germany, after an intel officer used all these big words during
Oct 5, 2022 · 1 min read
CIA asks Coast Guard for its cocaine back
LOS ANGELES — After a dramatic Coast Guard operation this summer seized more than $1 billion in cocaine from illegal smuggling efforts, the Central Intelligence Agency is asking for
Oct 5, 2022 · 2 min readAccess to printer 3242678.mcqc//s3 earned, never given
FORT MEADE, Md. — Access to networked multifunction printer/scanner/copiers is a “privilege not a right,” according to Pfc. Michael Lund, who works closely with an information technology
Oct 5, 2022 · 2 min readIntelligence officer fired for misuse of classified stapler
FORT HOOD, Texas — A Battalion Intelligence Officer was relieved late last week after he was found misusing a classified stapler in his office, according to Army officials. “It
Oct 5, 2022 · 1 min read
SF soldier-turned-CIA officer disappointed to find out it's not 'just like Splinter Cell'
LANGLEY, Va. — A CIA Paramilitary Officer is disappointed to learn that his job isn't "just like Splinter Cell," Duffel Blog has learned. Capt. Nathan
Oct 5, 2022 · 1 min read
CIA officer was ready to give his life on 9/11 inside job
WASHINGTON — The last Central Intelligence officer who helped conduct the 9/11 false flag operation is retiring, and for the first time ever, he’s speaking on the
Oct 5, 2022 · 5 min read
Intel analysts instructed to limit briefings with Trump to under 140 characters
WASHINGTON — The military and intelligence communities have been instructed that national security briefings for President-elect Donald Trump are to be restricted to 140 characters or fewer, according
Oct 5, 2022 · 2 min read
Putin 'deeply troubled' after CIA doesn't interfere in Russian election
MOSCOW — Russian President Vladimir Putin told reporters today that he is “shocked, confused, and seemingly without direction in the universe” after the US Central Intelligence Agency failed to
Oct 5, 2022 · 1 min readNation's spies enroll in Trump Intel university after president says they should go back to school
NEW YORK — All 17 members of the nation’s Intelligence Community (IC) enrolled in Trump Intelligence University on Wednesday after President Trump suggested on Twitter that they go
Oct 5, 2022 · 1 min read
The new intel analyst is weirder than the chaplain’s assistant
FORT BENNING, Ga. – Soldiers in Headquarters Company, 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 3rd Infantry Division are in unanimous agreement that the new intelligence analyst has dethroned the chaplain’s
Oct 5, 2022 · 2 min read
Navy intel officer gives wrong secure phone number to creepy crypto guy
Quick thinking Rebecca!
Dec 4, 2021 · 2 min read
