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29 Mar Man known for poor judgment displays poor judgment “I was shocked when I heard Pete was the source of the Pentagon leaks,” said Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard. 3 min 28 Mar Jeff and Tina: Hey, uh, what in the fuck? All we asked for was 80% compliance. 2 min 26 Mar Hegseth says he meant to send dick pic, not war plans “It reminds me of this one time when I was in this chick’s OODA Loop and accidentally gave her Plan Bravo instead of Plan B the next morning." 1 min 19 Mar TRANSCOM renamed PENISORVAGINACOM to comply with presidential directives "It's super awkward to put on my LinkedIn profile," said Gen. Randall Reed, the commander. 3 min 17 Mar Pentagon offers black recruits exciting opportunities as cooks, truck drivers "“All the DEI nonsense muddied the waters of where Black merit traditionally lies in the military," a spokesman said. 2 min 14 Mar Hegseth orders military to paint 'Z' on all vehicles The markings will distinguish U.S. forces from “freedom-hating and war-mongering Ukrainians,” according to Hegseth. 3 min 10 Mar Pentagon establishes task force of task forces to address need for task forces “So, naturally, we formed a task force to determine whether we had too many task forces." 2 min 5 Mar Hegseth’s top tips on using the warrior ethos to abandon allies and warfighters Here are Hegseth’s best “easy outs” for serving allies and partners a big cold dish of reality. 2 min 3 Mar Leidos wins $10 billion contract to write 5 bullets on what fed employees did last week The company has been "an industry-leading innovator in bullet point technology for over five decades." 3 min
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