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26 May Pentagon says vaccinated troops no longer have to wear masks while throwing up in an Uber Finally a return to normalcy. 1 min 23 Apr Pentagon celebrates its military children with gifts of lifelong therapy and alcoholism We are giving them the two things we know they will need. 1 min 1 Apr US finally leaves Afghanistan “It is time to close this chapter of American history." 1 min 24 Mar Pentagon disappointed with results of ‘it’s just a little prick’ vaccine campaign “It takes a little prick to stop Covid-19.” 1 min 18 Nov .50-cal-equipped Roomba becomes sentient and sweeps room “We’re just really glad it didn’t become a Roomba Terminator,” said Pfc. John Connor. 2 min 13 Nov Esper fired for not being coup enough, sources say “The president could just respect the decision of the Electoral College, but he thinks he’s too coup for schoo.” 1 min 11 Nov Former Defense Secretary Mark Esper refuses to leave Pentagon until he can figure out USAJOBS site “Trump has his timeline. I have mine." 2 min 6 Nov DoD awards $89 billion contract for top-secret weapons system to fight sexual harassment 1 min
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