DoD introduces Devil's Advocate General Corps

"I'm just asking questions!"

Pentagon cancels car wash fundraiser after debt ceiling standoff averted

Soapies to remain a deployed thing

I conscientiously object to learning Microsoft Teams

Itching to do more for Ukraine, US invades Iraq

“It’s the last thing Russia would expect."

Milley accidentally types ‘hot goth girls’ into teams chat with Joint Chiefs

First PLT, Company C, 1/502 supportive: "Oh, hell yeah."

Point/counterpoint: Future wars will be fought with AI robots vs. 'Microsoft word is not responding'

The following is a point/counterpoint discussion about the use of artificial intelligence (AI), machine learning, and robots in future large scale ground combat. The point will be

Pentagon study finds beards directly related to combat effectiveness

TAMPA, Fla. — Forget new gear, weapons, or sophisticated targeting systems. The newest tool coming to combat troops is low-tech: beards. In a report released yesterday, research think-

DoD seeks corporate sponsorship, Copenhagen, Budweiser already on board

WASHINGTON, D.C. - As the Department of Defense budget gets slimmer each day, military and civilian personnel are getting creative with how to cover shortfalls. The Pentagon has

Citing OPSEC fears, DoD bans Tapout clothing for all military personnel

WASHINGTON — Citing concerns over operational security, the Department of Defense has implemented a policy prohibiting all military personnel from wearing Tapout clothing, including t-shirts, hats, and accessories,

Pentagon proposes controversial policy assigning ranks to military spouses

FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. — A new policy is currently being considered by the Department of Defense that would assign rank to spouses of military members. The controversial measure announced

Pentagon Channel celebrates 100th viewer

FORT MEADE, MD - All three employees of the Pentagon Channel (TPC) attended a lunch yesterday to celebrate a major milestone in the network's history. This week&

Typo leads to creation of $179 million gorilla warfare program

CRESCENT CITY, CA — The Department of Defense has confirmed accusations that a $179 million military training program for mountain gorillas was created based on a spelling error in

Department of Defense to award Purple Heart for butthurt

WASHINGTON, DC – In the wake of the newly unveiled Distinguished Warfare Medal, the Department of Defense intends to relax standards on the nation's oldest military decoration

Pentagon study confirms: Napalm does stick to kids

WASHINGTON, DC — An extremely controversial Pentagon study on the accuracy of various running and marching cadences has released its preliminary findings today, concluding that napalm does indeed stick

Pentagon scraps 'Lightsaber' weapons program after gross misconduct, numerous injuries

BAGRAM, AFGHANISTAN — A top secret weapons development program has been scrapped after countless allegations of misconduct and numerous injuries were sustained by soldiers and Marines in Afghanistan, Duffel

Crusty old fuck in the Pentagon hopes Cold War just got hot

WASHINGTON – According to sources, that sputtering relic from Basement Level 2B in the Pentagon has been completely beside himself this week, ever since the crisis in Ukraine and

Troops say generals understand need for cuts to aides, personal drivers, and golf courses

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Troops from the Army, Navy, Marine Corps, and Air Force told Congress on Wednesday that general officers were willing to sacrifice portions of their caviar

Conflict zones worldwide declare cease-fire after nude celebrity photos leak online

THE PENTAGON — Multiple sources confirmed there would be temporary cease-fires at conflict zones around the world in what is being dubbed a "humanitarian" move to

Admin review finds Defense Secretary Hagel actually still Army Specialist

THE PENTAGON — An administrative review of military records has found that despite serving as the top civilian leader of the Pentagon for almost two years, Defense Secretary Chuck

JOINT CHIEFS: Why we don't care that you're resigning

The following is an opinion article written by the members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. It has come to our attention that another company grade officer has

Pentagon downplays significance of Taliban taking over all of Afghanistan last night

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the Taliban's complete takeover of Afghanistan late last night, Pentagon Press Secretary Peter Cook noted in an early morning press briefing that

Colonel without combat patch decides it's finally safe to leave the Pentagon

THE PENTAGON — Col. Jerry Martin, an infantry officer who has never deployed overseas, has finally decided to rotate out of the Pentagon after 15 years there, according to