Department of defense stands down after Microsoft office subscription expires

Strangely, the Marine Corps has remained most resilient to this loss of electronic military communication.

Pentagon announces plan to eliminate joy

"Destroying happiness within our military is a good financial decision."

DoD bankrupt after Austin blows $300 billion at blackjack table

“Look me in the eye and tell me you’ve never thought it would be a good idea to split 10s,” the Secretary remarked sternly.

Pentagon launches 'see something stupid, say something stupid' campaign

Finally an internal reporting program that might work.

Bill to strengthen HIPAA would strip PII from military graves, memorials

You can't steal what you can't see

Americans wondering if we can just get WW3 over with already

Stop talkin' and start doin'

Department of defense: 'We're not smart enough to run a Taylor Swift PSYOP'

Let's be real here.

Secretary Austin awarded new “sick call Ranger” tab

Spec 4: "No phase recycles, my man just went straight through."

‘Declaration of military accountability’ written entirely in Comic Sans

“We needed a font that would be taken as seriously as we are.”

US vows evacuation of citizens from Gaza will be as flawless as Afghan evacuation

Sometimes the sequel is even better than the original.

DoD asks Israel, Hamas to move Intifada to pacific

Austin: "Look, we've put a lot of time and money into this."

DoD introduces Devil's Advocate General Corps

"I'm just asking questions!"

Pentagon cancels car wash fundraiser after debt ceiling standoff averted

Soapies to remain a deployed thing

I conscientiously object to learning Microsoft Teams

Itching to do more for Ukraine, US invades Iraq

“It’s the last thing Russia would expect."

Milley accidentally types ‘hot goth girls’ into teams chat with Joint Chiefs

First PLT, Company C, 1/502 supportive: "Oh, hell yeah."

Point/counterpoint: Future wars will be fought with AI robots vs. 'Microsoft word is not responding'

The following is a point/counterpoint discussion about the use of artificial intelligence (AI), machine learning, and robots in future large scale ground combat. The point will be

Pentagon study finds beards directly related to combat effectiveness

TAMPA, Fla. — Forget new gear, weapons, or sophisticated targeting systems. The newest tool coming to combat troops is low-tech: beards. In a report released yesterday, research think-tank Xegis

DoD seeks corporate sponsorship, Copenhagen, Budweiser already on board

WASHINGTON, D.C. - As the Department of Defense budget gets slimmer each day, military and civilian personnel are getting creative with how to cover shortfalls. The Pentagon

Citing OPSEC fears, DoD bans Tapout clothing for all military personnel

WASHINGTON — Citing concerns over operational security, the Department of Defense has implemented a policy prohibiting all military personnel from wearing Tapout clothing, including t-shirts, hats, and accessories, when

Pentagon proposes controversial policy assigning ranks to military spouses

FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. — A new policy is currently being considered by the Department of Defense that would assign rank to spouses of military members. The controversial measure announced

Pentagon Channel celebrates 100th viewer

FORT MEADE, MD - All three employees of the Pentagon Channel (TPC) attended a lunch yesterday to celebrate a major milestone in the network's history. This