This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
Story Roundup
Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.
Situation Report
DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Lewis Carroll gives your weekend safety brief
’Twas libo, and the vaters moto Did vape and vorcot in the smits: All shitbird were the rawhide scruffs, And the Odo scribed in fits.
"Beware the Hookenskank, my troop! The BAH it seeks, the clap it sows! Beware the Dependagash, it's mate at sea It fluffs the barrack rows!"
Top took charge sheets in his hand; Long time the blotter foe he'd fought- So at parade they did rest, 'til sun deep in West Was the sight count up or not?
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Trump strikes deal to buy precision missiles from North Korea
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Air Force IG uncovers SNACKOs taking kickbacks from Big Insulin
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Pentagon facing dangerous shortage of fucks given
Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh
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Opinion: Listen up, assholes. Turn in your excess cruise missiles or everybody stays in formation
Bull Winkle
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Army Reserve adopts 'Nothing we do today is more important than lunch' as new recruiting slogan
SECDEF_Nice
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Hegseth mistakes getting older for declining military standards
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