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DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Your weekend safety brief, Yoda gives

DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Your weekend safety brief, Yoda gives

DAGOBAH — Up you will listen, hmmm, yes!

The Force, it surrounds us. You, the rest of this formation, sergeant major, we are all part of the Force. Piss off the Force, and destroy you it will.

When drunk you are, drive you will not. Your instincts will not guide you. There is much beer that clouds your judgment, young drunk driver. If DUI you receive, trust in the Force to rip you a new one.

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