QUANTICO, Va. — Some random general no one even gives two shits about really needs no introduction but I'm going to give a long one anyway, says a sergeant major who needs to stop speaking for the love of God.
"I am extremely honored to be able to introduce our next guest, who has served our country for over 40 years," the sergeant major said, as you stared off into the clouds and thought of how great it would be if you could be in your barracks room masturbating right now.
"He really needs no introduction," continued the sergeant major, before negating his previous statement by going over the highlights of his career for about 17 goddamn hours as the sun blazed overhead.
