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18 Jun Navy denies NFL hopeful's request to delay service due to need for clueless ensign They're running low on bumbling O-1s 2 min 28 May Absolute psycho brought everything on the packing list Hopefully someone packed a straitjacket. 2 min 9 May Marine Corps forgets Mother’s Day gift for Navy AGAIN and it’s fine, forget it, never mind Is a call too much to ask for? 2 min 7 May Gender reveal mine announces Navy's next ship will be a dud Congratulations, dad! 2 min 16 Apr Pentagon to weed out extremists by banning Marine Corps Don't say “Oorah” or “yut” 4 min 31 Mar US Navy glad someone else’s boat fucked up for once Ever Given gives Navy a break 1 min 26 Mar Inspiring! This infantryman traded Marine camouflage for a Papa John's uniform He's got a pizza our hearts 2 min 1 Mar New Marine Corps budget calls for more beefy boys with machine guns “We’re in an era of great power-lifter competition." 2 min 22 Feb Navy considers crotch-level rank insignia in effort to avoid awkward chest gaze The service may soon field crotch-level rank tabs to solve the problem of the “awkward chest gaze." 2 minThe Duffel Brief, by electronic mail



