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24 Jun Army issues burlap sacks of grain as new retention bonus “Excuse me? I’m getting what for reenlisting?” 2 min 22 Jun National Guard breaks up college protest by throwing enlistment flyers at crowd “All I had to do was tell them they have to wake up before 8 a.m. two days a month and that’s all it took." 2 min 12 Jun Creepiest NCO selected as unit SHARP rep The best man for the job, unit leaders say. 1 min 8 Jun SMA’s weekend safety brief at GITMO deemed 'cruel and unusual' “Don’t add to the population and don't subtract from the population." 2 min 5 Jun Army to host next SWCS change of command ceremony on OnlyFans At least we can "monetize our mishaps," says General. 3 min 3 Jun Has your child joined the Army? You may be entitled to compensation Does your child wear a backpack to the mall? Someone owes you money 3 min 20 May Experts agree: ‘The sound of freedom’ is actually tinnitus 3M CEO: 'Tinnitus is patriotism and vice versa.' 2 min 11 May Terminally ill vet gets wish to jerk it one last time in Iraq American hero can only orgasm at 105 degrees amidst the smell of blue fluid 3 min 6 May 2nd Lt. Who locked up chief Warrant officer 5 commended for finding elusive chief Warrant officer 5 Young officer was looking for Pokemon at the time 3 minThe Duffel Brief, by electronic mail



