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20 Feb Active military forced to watch ‘Melania’ documentary at SERE school Cadre say film is far more effective than sleep deprivation 2 min 18 Feb Sergeant Major of the Army announces new ‘I hate soldiers’ initiative Program aims to maximize discipline, despair, and time spent not fighting wars 3 min 21 Jan Fuck! You left your I.D. Card in your computer One minor mistake triggers cascading operational collapse 2 min 19 Jan Senior service college initiates new curriculum in strategic gaslighting Course promises senior leaders ‘complete narrative dominance’ and zero accountability 5 min 2 Jan Military websites undergo annual update to make them worse “We’re working hard to make the SIPR sites you need the most confusing piles of shit imaginable," an official said. 1 min 14 Dec Hegseth attends Army-Navy game in full pads Defense Secretary insists he's “ready if they need me." 2 min 24 Nov Pentagon orders guard troops to return pay after judge rules DC mission ‘unlawful' The ruling has sent shockwaves through the ranks, especially among those who bought essential items like divorce attorneys, energy drinks, and Zyn. 3 min 3 Nov Soldiers react positively to flavored vape pits Troops say fruity clouds beat the smell of burning tires. 1 min 27 Oct Anonymous donor gives Pentagon 130 million cans of Skoal wintergreen to pay troops Donation will “tide everyone over” until someone finds seven billion more cans 3 min
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