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17 Oct Fortnite adds Tim Kennedy 'rucksack of grenades' skin Players can unlock the skin by completing a side quest that involves lobbing at least 25 grenades at non-combatants. 2 min 15 Oct Mass shooting at Army base cancelled over government shutdown Terror plots deemed ‘nonessential’ until Congress passes continuing resolution. 2 min 13 Oct Top 10 things you can’t buy because you're not getting paid Congress assures troops that poverty builds character. 2 min 3 Oct General officer summit extended for K-Pop Demon Hunter singalong Generals relieved it wasn’t a firing squad or Eyes Wide Shut reenactment 3 min 29 Aug Pentagon finds Hegseth pullups as root cause of failures in Iraq, Afghanistan Audit finds lack of dead hang directly correlated with collapse of two nations 3 min 22 Aug National Guard mobilized to pick fruit Governor hails “historic partnership” between citrus industry and underpaid weekend warriors 1 min 6 Aug Fort Hood promises to keep murdering soldiers, despite name change Rebrand includes new signage, commemorative coins, and same culture of unanswered questions and haunted latrines. 2 min 30 Jul Pentagon renames Fort Huachuca to Fort Hawk Tua The Fort’s marketing office is working with the Defense Logistics Agency to develop a new hawk mascot in Oakleys. 4 min 18 Jul Freshly-acquitted Diddy gives your weekend safety brief Gold diggers, Bieber, and malt liquor: Diddy’s safety brief hits different 3 min
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