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2nd Lt. Who locked up chief Warrant officer 5 commended for finding elusive chief Warrant officer 5
Young officer was looking for Pokemon at the time
May 6, 2024 · 3 min read
Fauci admits military decision making process not based on science
"Unsurprised" Tucker Carlson recommends tanning taint instead
Apr 29, 2024 · 2 min read
Soldier wrestles with starting a profile on LinkedIn or OnlyFans
One is rife with costumes and masturbation, the other has naked pictures
Apr 19, 2024 · 2 min read
Army introduces 'cereal for dinner' DFAC program
Tiny marshmallows deemed "key to soldier nutrition".
Mar 30, 2024 · 2 min read
'Army am lowering standards more for morer recruit', says Army
Polls indicate youth may not like mold-choked barracks, food insecurity.
Mar 25, 2024 · 2 min read
‘Declaration of military accountability’ written entirely in Comic Sans
“We needed a font that would be taken as seriously as we are.”
Jan 3, 2024 · 2 min read
The 12 days of extra duty
Merry Christmas, Boot. You got firewatch.
Dec 11, 2023 · 2 min read
Turn your access to classified information into a side hustle with these five steps
What could go wrong? This is easy money.
Dec 6, 2023 · 3 min read
Army football player has no idea he'll eventually be relieved from command
But we all saw it coming.
Dec 4, 2023 · 1 min read
38-year-old soldier uses GI bill to go to Hogwarts
Whomping Willows aside, he will still need to certify enrollment
Nov 28, 2023 · 3 min read
Army authorizes women to grow beards
Downstairs is probably gonna become a nightmare.
Nov 20, 2023 · 3 min read
OEF Sergeant Major still worries about the tidy grass he left behind
AY TERRY! I KNOW THE MADRASSAH AIN'T TEACH YOU TO CRAP ON NO LAWN!
Sep 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Schrödinger's Specialist baffles philosophers and platoon sergeants alike
What is a sham but a perception?
Sep 11, 2023 · 3 min read
Fort Cavazos soldier discovers body while dumpster diving for food
Upside alert! Decomposing corpses are an appetite suppressant!
Aug 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Retirement ceremony could have been retirement e-mail
How does "Honorable if Unexceptional" sound for a plaque?
Jul 6, 2023 · 1 min read
Army creates new ‘future Douchebag politician’ MOS
Republicans and Democrats 100% unified in support
Jun 26, 2023 · 2 min read
Ranger School commandant recognized on Earth day for commitment to recycling
If we all just do one thing, over and over and over
Apr 19, 2023 · 2 min read
Recruiting woes leads Army to revamp 80's slogan
USAREC: "This'll get 'em!"
Apr 6, 2023 · 2 min read
Army casts Jonathan Majors in new murder mystery set at Fort Hood
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Apr 6, 2023 · 1 min read
U.S. Army W.T.F! Moments changes name to "sadly, no longer surprising Army moments"
"Yeah, that tracks," acknowledges Army spokesman
Apr 4, 2023 · 2 min read
With possible new charges, Baldwin offered Army or jail
You're in the Army now?
Apr 3, 2023 · 1 min read
Russian Army officer touts 'open window' policy to new recruits
Leadership 101, folks.
Mar 28, 2023 · 2 min read
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