Hey, someone has to write the PowerPoint for the war.
One is rife with costumes and masturbation, the other has naked pictures
Tiny marshmallows deemed "key to soldier nutrition".
Polls indicate youth may not like mold-choked barracks, food insecurity.
“We needed a font that would be taken as seriously as we are.”
Merry Christmas, Boot. You got firewatch.
What could go wrong? This is easy money.
But we all saw it coming.
Whomping Willows aside, he will still need to certify enrollment
Downstairs is probably gonna become a nightmare.
AY TERRY! I KNOW THE MADRASSAH AIN'T TEACH YOU TO CRAP ON NO LAWN!
What is a sham but a perception?
Upside alert! Decomposing corpses are an appetite suppressant!
How does "Honorable if Unexceptional" sound for a plaque?
Republicans and Democrats 100% unified in support
USAREC: "This'll get 'em!"
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
"Yeah, that tracks," acknowledges Army spokesman
You're in the Army now?
Leadership 101, folks.
PowerPoint saves lives.
The money is already rolling in.
It was one big trick on the pretend Staff Sgt.
"I wanted to make an example of him," Army Secretary Christine Wormuth said.
‘Human-Marine Teaming’ is here
"The purpose of this event was to destroy unit cohesion."
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