Army official holds up pat Donahoe's severed head during speech

"I wanted to make an example of him," Army Secretary Christine Wormuth said.

Army to replace robots with cheaper, more expendable Marines

‘Human-Marine Teaming’ is here

Army unit tear-gases soldiers for de-morale event

"The purpose of this event was to destroy unit cohesion."

Winning Army touchdown downgraded to field goal after brigade S-1 review

A cadet rating a field goal? No way.

Russian Army-Navy game ends in HIMARS strike

A winning score.

Army unit regrets combo toys for tots/ammunition amnesty box

Base legal did not review this.

2nd Lieutenant for sale to a good home

The Army gave us a few cans of dip to post this classified ad.

Waffle house employees to teach Army combatives

Soldiers will learn how to wield a waffle iron as a weapon.

Army unveils new logo that totally doesn’t resemble a butthole

You can't unsee it.

Milley accidentally types ‘hot goth girls’ into teams chat with Joint Chiefs

First PLT, Company C, 1/502 supportive: "Oh, hell yeah."

Chinook catches Army flirting with younger, thinner aircraft

PENTAGON — Long rumored tensions came to a head as the CH-47 Chinook Helicopter confronted the U.S. Army after discovering suggestive text messages on the Army’s phone,

Army strategists much better at planning fantasy wars instead of war in Afghanistan

WASHINGTON, DC – Sources suggest the current crop of Army Strategists are experts at the strategic implications of Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and Game of Thrones, despite

Army not looking forward to prostate exam after 244th birthday

WASHINGTON—The Army will celebrate its birthday today with the rite of passage every service endures once it reaches a certain age, the dreaded prostate exam, sources say.

BREAKING: Your weekend has been canceled, because Army

FORT BRAGG, NC—In what is both breaking news and a depressingly familiar twist of fate, your upcoming weekend has been cancelled because Army, numerous sources report. Mass

US Army to drop ‘US’ from name over past links to slavery

WASHINGTON—Since 1775, the United States has had an Army, and for most of those 244 years it has been called the “United States Army.” But now the

Army to award ‘expert soldier badge’ upon completion of MEPS

Incoming Sergeant Major of the Army hints at new throwback uniform design

THE PENTAGON—Sources say the newest Sergeant Major of the Army plans to field a throwback uniform to inspire pride within the ranks and prepare the Army for

Audiobook of Army operations field manual hits seven downloads on iTunes

FORT LEAVENWORTH, Kan.—The audiobook version of the Army's operations manual, which will drive how the force fights in future large-scale combat operations, received its seventh

Army Cyber brigade requests exemption from online training

FORT MEADE, Md.—The Army's most elite cyber operations unit has requested a blanket exemption from conducting mandatory online training, according to several sources familiar with

Army captains to complete ‘ice bucket challenge’ at career course

New Army chief of staff introduces #TryWinning campaign

WASHINGTON — In his first week as Army Chief of Staff, General James C. McConville emailed a letter to the force outlining his humble suggestion that the army #TryWinning

Sgt. Maj. Of the Army tells chief of staff he’ll never make it on the outside

THE PENTAGON -- Command Sgt. Maj. Michael A. Grinston, the 16th Sgt. Maj. of the Army, told Army Chief of Staff James C. McConville that he’ll “never