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16 Jul 8 tattoos you can get under new Hegseth policy Good news: Tattoos of Pete Hegseth depicted “in the Greek Style” are now allowed. 3 min 25 Jun US accidentally re-invades Iraq Troops surprised to find old combat outposts still smell like Axe body spray 3 min 23 Jun Army birthday parade sparks rediscovery of Von Steuben’s pimp-step parade doctrine Lost doctrine finally answers the age-old question: What if marching was fabulous? 3 min 18 Jun Army secretary decries 'PowerPoint in parade form' for Trump's birthday Senior leaders cite “mission creep,” cosplay mishaps, and energy drinks as key factors in birthday parade debacle. 2 min 11 Jun Fort irwin to be renamed fort Hitler Army insists it’s “a completely different Hitler,” citing strong Union loyalty and bratwurst recipes. 2 min 9 Jun Basic bitch goes to basic training Johnson single-handedly organized a supply run for pumpkin spice latte MREs (Meals, Ready-to-Eat). 3 min 2 Jun US 'far behind in capabilities' being sold by retired general The retired officer says that America is woefully under-resourced in a defense technology capability that is only sold by his company. 3 min 28 May Army study: Soldiers have bigger dicks than sailors The USS Ronald Reagan held the record for simultaneous penis inspections, with 473 sailors participating. 2 min 23 May Zyn-Monster-condom pack sells out in minutes at PX “I was first in line,” said Pfc. Travis Thompson, who camped overnight for the release. 3 min
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