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12 May This gorilla learned sign language, and immediately told everyone it went to West Point "The very first thing he signed was, ‘Dookie, Sir, West Point, Sir!’” 3 min 2 May Duffel Blog presents: The 10 dumbest military phrases "There’s no ‘I’ in team" but there are three 'U's in "shut the f--k up" 3 min 28 Apr Hegseth congratulates historic last ever female to complete best Ranger competition "I’ve personally fired every female commander I can find, and now one has completed Best Ranger?” 3 min 18 Apr Soldier who doesn't care about politics ready to deter Russian-backed Chinese Iranians “I just want to do my job, follow orders, and not think about all that foreign policy blah blah blah.” 2 min 16 Apr Pentagon removes 54th Massachusetts from Army records as 'DEI hires' "Recruiting an entire regiment based only on skin color? What were we thinking?” 3 min 7 Apr Pentagon renames Fort Campbell after the soup "Remember that we are Army Strong, and we are Mmm Mmm Good.” 3 min 4 Apr Citing DEI, Pentagon ends special treatment of black mold in barracks Black mold is now able to serve openly in the barracks with no special treatment and will be judged fairly against other barracks residents. 3 min 24 Mar Lieutenant won't shut the fuck up about IPAs “He won’t stop,” said Sgt. Jake Mendoza, rolling his eyes. 2 min 17 Mar Pentagon offers black recruits exciting opportunities as cooks, truck drivers "“All the DEI nonsense muddied the waters of where Black merit traditionally lies in the military," a spokesman said. 2 min
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