Marines: solving every problem with either a knife hand or C4.
“These are not the buttholes that defeated the Nazis."
When asked for comment, a spokesperson from the Marine Corps simply stated, “Yut.”
As recruit H. Potter was called forward, he was heard muttering, “Not Marines, not Marines."
"Five minutes late? Start checking the dumpsters.”
"This is a huge step forward for inclusivity in the Corps," said Lt. Col. Nathan Fluffmaster.
We’ll ask the hard-hitting questions.
He reads at a third-grade level.
Don't try this at home, kids.
'Yes, CLP is a lubricant. No, it is not meant for you'
You can’t control Ctrl+F me? Well, Ctrl+F you, pal.
“I thought I could trust J.D., but this changes everything,” said Gertrude Witherscotch, an 87-year-old voter.
"For the good of the country and my own ass, he should step aside as squad leader.”
Barracks, offices, and off-base victims come forward
“We’re still not sure how this happened, but why question the miracle of life?”
'We want to truly honor America's modern record of military success'
3M CEO: 'Tinnitus is patriotism and vice versa.'
Maybe just basic human rights and toasters in the barracks?
Almost six retired Generals, four retired Colonels, and a host of personal staff assembled
Bro. Seriously though, bro. Like, a snake is all neck if you think about it.
PLA 'bout to get wrecked by 160 lbs of Monster, Copenhagen, and tattoos
Lance Cpl. Handslip: "I got this on lock, son!"
"Hey, I'm a retired Marine General. This is what we do now."
Tip of the Spear Now More Like Shaft
Bold plan overcomes strategic constipation
Schmedium no longer enough
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