Marine Corps

134 percent of Marines arrested in nationwide ASVAB cheating scam

WASHINGTON — Federal officials charged thousands of active duty Marines, including several prominent recruiters, today in what the Justice Department says was a costly $5 scheme to cheat ASVAB testing standards.

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

NCIS sting: Marines bribe officials for acceptance into University of Phoenix, Strayer University

The Naval Criminal Investigation Service announced today the indictment of several Marines accused of bribing college officials for admission to some of the nation’s top online diploma mills. "

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Service chiefs really tired of this congressional committee’s crap

WASHINGTON — The Defense Department’s service chiefs are massively weary of this stupid Congressional committee hearing, sources confirmed today. Although the hearing on force readiness in the mid-term began moments

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Boot camp adds fifth phase to re-instill discipline after fourth phase

SAN DIEGO — The commanding officer of Marine Corps Recruit Depot San Diego, Brig. Gen. Ryan Heritage, announced today that the Marine Corps is adding a new fifth phase to recruit

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Recruiters hate him! Marine finishes four-year contract in eight months with one simple trick

TWENTYNINE PALMS, Calif. — Pfc. Patrick Boyd is being hailed as a genius after finishing a four-year contract in just eight months. His peers are beyond jealous at Boyd's

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Marine officer says Marine units should use LSD to gain edge over enemy

PENTAGON — A Marine officer recently stirred up controversy by suggesting that Marines employ the use of LSD in current warfighting engagements and Pentagon officials are considering turning to the novel

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Wait training added to Marine PFT

QUANTICO, Va. — Headquarters Marine Corps will add wait training to the physical fitness test to reflect increased demands on the time of today’s Marines, sources confirmed today. The test

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Marine Corps predicts future drinking incidents will be caused by near-peer pressure

The Marine Corps published a strategic document today that predicts future alcohol-related incidents will be caused primarily by near-peer pressure. "We need to think beyond the small-scale drinking incidents

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

JLTVs deadlined due to faulty cassette deck

QUANTICO, Va. — Brig. Gen. Arthur J. Pasagian, commander of Marine Corps Systems Command, announced today that all Joint Tactical Vehicles (JLTVs), the replacement for the Humvee, would be deadlined across

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid