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'Eternal flaming wheelbarrow full of cash' picked as Global War on Terror memorial

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The National Park Service has announced the selection of a design called The Eternal Flaming Wheelbarrow Of Cash as a memorial

Oct 5, 2022 · 2 min read

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New Navy football uniforms honor tradition of ignoring Marine Corps

“Next year, it could be a ship’s bilge,” he added. “Bilges are very important parts of the ship.”

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Marine Corps adds 'file to trash bin' to command climate survey procedures

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Marine Corps has updated its procedures for command climate surveys (CCS) in order to reduce time between reading the surveys and throwing them into

Oct 5, 2022 · 1 min read

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Marine Corps releases 2018 commandant's professional binge-watching list

ARLINGTON, Va. – In response to workload concerns by some parents, Marine Commandant Gen. Robert Neller has published a list of shows and movies that can be binge-watched

Oct 5, 2022 · 1 min read

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Marine Corps to reduce infantryman's load by recruiting fewer wussies

In an attempt to reduce the weight carried by already overburdened infantryman, the Marine Corps announced today that it would seek to reduce troops' combat loads by

Oct 5, 2022 · 1 min read

Rip It teases plan for GWOT 20-year-anniversary can

PLANTATION, Fla. — Rip It Energy Drinks teased plans for a unique can design that honors the 20 year anniversary of the Global War on Terror and will be

Oct 5, 2022 · 1 min read

134 percent of Marines arrested in nationwide ASVAB cheating scam

WASHINGTON — Federal officials charged thousands of active duty Marines, including several prominent recruiters, today in what the Justice Department says was a costly $5 scheme to cheat ASVAB

Oct 5, 2022 · 1 min read

NCIS sting: Marines bribe officials for acceptance into University of Phoenix, Strayer University

The Naval Criminal Investigation Service announced today the indictment of several Marines accused of bribing college officials for admission to some of the nation’s top online diploma

Oct 5, 2022 · 1 min read

Service chiefs really tired of this congressional committee’s crap

WASHINGTON — The Defense Department’s service chiefs are massively weary of this stupid Congressional committee hearing, sources confirmed today. Although the hearing on force readiness in the mid-

Oct 5, 2022 · 1 min read

Boot camp adds fifth phase to re-instill discipline after fourth phase

SAN DIEGO — The commanding officer of Marine Corps Recruit Depot San Diego, Brig. Gen. Ryan Heritage, announced today that the Marine Corps is adding a new fifth phase

Oct 5, 2022 · 1 min read

Recruiters hate him! Marine finishes four-year contract in eight months with one simple trick

TWENTYNINE PALMS, Calif. — Pfc. Patrick Boyd is being hailed as a genius after finishing a four-year contract in just eight months. His peers are beyond jealous at

Oct 5, 2022 · 2 min read

Marine officer says Marine units should use LSD to gain edge over enemy

PENTAGON — A Marine officer recently stirred up controversy by suggesting that Marines employ the use of LSD in current warfighting engagements and Pentagon officials are considering turning to

Oct 5, 2022 · 1 min read

Wait training added to Marine PFT

QUANTICO, Va. — Headquarters Marine Corps will add wait training to the physical fitness test to reflect increased demands on the time of today’s Marines, sources confirmed today.

Oct 5, 2022 · 1 min read

Marine Corps predicts future drinking incidents will be caused by near-peer pressure

The Marine Corps published a strategic document today that predicts future alcohol-related incidents will be caused primarily by near-peer pressure. "We need to think beyond

Oct 5, 2022 · 1 min read

JLTVs deadlined due to faulty cassette deck

QUANTICO, Va. — Brig. Gen. Arthur J. Pasagian, commander of Marine Corps Systems Command, announced today that all Joint Tactical Vehicles (JLTVs), the replacement for the Humvee, would be

Oct 5, 2022 · 1 min read