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31 Jul Department of Defense stands down after Microsoft Office subscription expires Strangely, the Marine Corps has remained most resilient to this loss of electronic military communication. 2 min 20 Jul Pentagon announces plan to eliminate joy "Destroying happiness within our military is a good financial decision." 2 min 12 Jul DoD bankrupt after Austin blows $300 billion at blackjack table “Look me in the eye and tell me you’ve never thought it would be a good idea to split 10s,” the Secretary remarked sternly. 2 min 19 Jun Pentagon launches 'see something stupid, say something stupid' campaign Finally an internal reporting program that might work. 2 min 20 Apr Bill to strengthen HIPAA would strip PII from military graves, memorials You can't steal what you can't see 3 min 15 Apr Americans wondering if we can just get WW3 over with already Stop talkin' and start doin' 2 min 2 Feb Department of defense: 'We're not smart enough to run a Taylor Swift PSYOP' Let's be real here. 3 min 8 Jan Secretary Austin awarded new “sick call Ranger” tab Spec 4: "No phase recycles, my man just went straight through." 4 min 3 Jan ‘Declaration of military accountability’ written entirely in Comic Sans “We needed a font that would be taken as seriously as we are.” 2 min
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