Fake Teen Navy SEAL Rescued In Yemen By Real Navy SEALs Pte Bloggins May 25, 2012 Navy 55 Comments Follow Duffel Blog: SAN DIEGO, CA – Local teenager Travis Munroe is safe and back with his family today after being rescued by a platoon of Navy SEALs. Munroe, 17, was kidnapped months ago from his suburban home by an al Qaeda cell, and later shown in a terrorist propaganda video release out of Yemen. Army Col. Giles Davies of United States Special Operations Command spoke with TDB about the rescue: “We are pleased to report the mission was a complete success for the SEALs. We recovered Mr Munroe along with the 3 terrorists guarding him. It was evident after his rescue that he had been extensively tortured by the terrorists, who were attempting to glean information about the unit they thought he was a member of. It seems that they confused his ignorance and claims to the contrary as resistance to their interrogation.” The bizarre kidnapping came as a surprise for authorities who spent weeks attempting to discover the terrorists’ motives. The 17-year old McDonalds Fry Cook didn’t seem like a worthwhile target for an international terrorist organization. The most ‘combat’ he had seen was on Call of Duty and in Airsoft matches. Naval Intelligence found the connection after stumbling upon Munroe’s Facebook profile. “When we checked Mr. Munroe’s Facebook, we discovered an extensively crafted profile outlining him as being a member of the dissolved SEAL Team Six,” said Lt. Cmdr. Charles Aimes. “It even came with a full set of pictures including one fast-roping out of a Blackhawk helicopter, which on closer observation was actually him sliding down a playground fire pole in air soft garb with a Blackhawk photoshopped into the background. It would have had even me convinced except for that fact that I know that no real Navy SEAL is fucking dumb enough to put this on Facebook.” The irony of the incident is not lost on the SEALs who rescued Travis, as some have commented on condition of anonymity. “These shit-brained keyboard commandos think it’s really cool and bad-ass to act like special operations forces,” said Chief John, “They don’t seem to be down with fucking reality where terrorists are actively trying to carry out reprisals against us.” “It probably seemed like all fun and games for him in Call Of Duty,” said Team Commander Lt. Andy, “Though shit gets real pretty fucking fast when some asshole goes to clamp a pair of booster cables to your junk… Kid was special ops all right. Rode the god-damn short C-130 to work.” Ed Bobby says: January 25, 2014 at 10:09 PM Funny. Before taking any story on this sight seriously, please read the “About Us” section on top. LOL! Funny shit. Duffleblog Disclaimer: “The content of this site is parody. No composition should be regarded as truthful, and no reference of an individual, company, or military unit seeks to inflict malice or emotional harm.” Erik Flaat says: January 25, 2014 at 10:09 PM I love the three inevitable responses you get from the Duffel Blog: 1) Some guy loudly stating that this article is false/misleading. 2) Some guy not getting it since he’s only played Call of Duty. 3) Vets and current military laughing their asses off. 呂可樂 says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM 這故事告訴我們，鍵盤滑鼠再了得還是假貨一個，別當SB………… Savio Yomaira says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM Ilya Gertsev says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM Хорошая история Senlx Enklng says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM == Tactical Mike says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM Si c’est vrai c’est quand même incroyable. Matthieu Lamothe says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM retard Joshua D. Wise says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Danny Gross says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM bah ha ha. James C. Gammage says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM LMFAO! Anonymous says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM it’s SATIRE! Zoltán Kelemen says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM Jesus…shit happens often.. Gary Bolton says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM Got him a taste of SERE…hope he has some serious PTSD now. Vladimir Kornev says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM a brave boy told those terrorists nothing! NOTHING! Not a single secret did he spit and endured all the suffering with only phrase: “I don’t know anything!” That’s a courage! Nanyt Hguanavak says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM If only, if only. Da Ben says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM Cool photoshop that end up in real life experience! The power of photoshop! Matthew DeTienne says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM clearly fake, but a good read none the less. Jeff Ingram says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM Tom Leitner sucks the cock. My comment is not a fake post. Ryan Ericksen says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM What a fucking idiot. Matt Jacobs says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM This is classic! Ivan Ho says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM Pte Bloggins christ, only canadian soldiers get that one. Sul Sully says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM It’s amazing these sheep; believe the stories are real here! Fucktards, and I hope they have never been in the military or they must have been riding on the short c-130 to work with a helmet. George Cwiklinski says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM OH MY GOD THIS IS TOO GOOD! HAHAHAHAHA James Ellsworth says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM This kid is such a fucking idiot and always protect your nuts……………….The chief and the Lt. are absolutely correct just a dumb ass kid who plays call of duty. Chambers Custom says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM Well, there you have it folks, nothing like video games to rot the brains of our youth…gotta love a keyboard commando that thinks he is TacktiKEWL! Dallas Joyner says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM dumbass Serge Korostelev says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM good thing he didn’t post his Starcraft Marine pics, he might end up captured by Protoss (or worse Zergs). Matches Malone says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM Hahaha, “Rode the god-damn short C-130 to work.” I’m totally using this phrase from now on! Ty Jefferson says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM OMFG! Shit brained keyboard commandos! I’m definitely using that from now on! Some people are so stupid. Boone Weaver says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM Great! Mike Harris Sr. says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM There’s a short C-130? Peter Kirk says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM well,, ain’t he special? Jim Ebinger says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM these kids will get their chance to die slow down. Mike Belcak says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM best part of playing airsoft with these guys is watching them pass out from too much gear and 90+ heat! being horribly out of shape doesn’t hurt either… Jason D Sousley says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM I wonder if Steve “snake eyes” Jordan was in on the rescue… Tom Leitner says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM Holy good god. Keyboard commandos getting what they deserve for faking the funk. This article reminds me of a few people in the NJ Airsoft community that need a heavy dose of reality check shoved down their throat. Pa Lew says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM I’m going to use the term “Keyboard Commando” every time I hear about kids and loser adults talking about which weapon is better, etc. Mike Lowe says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM It’s quite amusing how many people actually think TDB articles are legit. Fucknuts. Scott V Reapray says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM “Kid was special ops all right. Rode the god-damn short C-130 to work.”. That is fucking, priceless. Alex Danger Thompson says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM I come for the articles, but I stay for the retarded comments from people who don’t realize it’s a joke… Cory Ferrier says: December 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM This is fake as fuck. Here’s what this is: It is an opinion article in the form of the news story. I know this for a few reasons: 1. No officer or member of any branch of the military would talk like that when giving an official interview about a kid messing up and being tortured. 2. Terrorists may be evil, but they are not stupid, they know the difference between an adult service person and a 17 year old kid. 3. How the hell did terrorists sneak INTO the United States then steal a kid. 4. Do a search for Travis Munroe on google, and filter it to be recent results only. The only article you will get on it is this one. 5. Terrorists would have no motivation to steal a random SEAL living the United States 6. No sources cited whatsoever. Crazy Cracker says: September 5, 2012 at 3:09 PM And I thought my hard earned rank in Call of Duty counted for something OscarThreeKilo says: August 31, 2012 at 4:13 PM If those of us who understand this site will just keep our mouths closed and stop announcing to the world the fallacies in the articles, we’ll all be able to laugh a lot longer at the fools who don’t get it. The articles are kinda professional trolling bait, so let them work their magic! havoc1967 says: July 31, 2012 at 3:21 PM I don’t know what’s more hysterical? These great articles, or some of the morons who comment on them that clearly don’t know they are satire skapunkfoo says: August 24, 2012 at 6:34 AM im with you havoc, i think reading some of the comments these retards leave is just as much entertainment as reading the articles. cowboy67 says: June 19, 2012 at 8:42 AM WOW DEA…Are you really that stupid? You do understand that this website is supposed to be humorous don’t you? This isn’t a real story, so lighten the F UP!! DEA says: June 15, 2012 at 12:28 PM Give the kid a break. No NAVY Seal ever did any shit brained stuff. They were born with a snake in both of their fists. There are other special forces who don’t have a fucking movie promoting themselves and a PR person making sure everybody knows what they do. They don’t exist. Job well done is reward enough. Get off your fucking high horses. Your kids are neglected and smegma brained. You think it’s professional to talk about a kid this way? Maybe Photoshop and Video games should be outlawed., in your communist fascist state. Jesus motherfucking Christ. Win the war or whatever. The Bear says: June 24, 2012 at 1:53 PM You’re not a particularly great example for how to do it right either. You can’t even detect humor when it screams into your face. Pits and Shagrins says: July 20, 2012 at 6:04 PM DEA, aka Dumb Egocentric Asshole, please reach down between your legs, grab ahold of that large, hairy object, no, the other one, and pull your head out of your ass!!!!! Good lord nutjob!! Take a breath and get some fresh air!! CPT 2003 says: September 4, 2012 at 7:24 AM bwahahahahahaha! havoc1967 says: July 31, 2012 at 3:21 PM Wow. Just…….wow.