Following Cultural Awareness Class, Marines Burn Down Own Embassy G-Had September 14, 2012 Marine Corps 62 Comments Follow Duffel Blog: KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA –The anti-American protests spreading throughout the Islamic world over an anti-Muslim film took a startling turn today when the Marine Security Detachment at the U.S. Embassy in Malaysia decided to burn down their own embassy. “Wow, that movie was really offensive,” sobbed Corporal John Webb from Stockton, California, after he smashed the windows of the gatehouse he normally guards. “We have to take a stand – a stand so loud and angry that no one will ever make something like this again!” The detachment had recently attended a mandatory two-day culture class required for all Marines deploying to Muslim-majority countries, entitled “Islam: A Peaceably Peaceful Religion of Peace”, sponsored by the Center for Advanced Operational Cultural Learning (CAOCL). Following the class, the instructor showed the detachment the controversial movie trailer Innocence of Muslims, which has sparked massive protests and riots against U.S. embassies and consulates in Egypt, Libya, and Yemen. “I figured that since they now understood the basic tenets of the Islamic faith, they could appreciate the gut rage that many Muslims felt on seeing this offensive video,” said CAOCL instructor George Robinson. Instead the Marines became agitated, first attacking the projector and film screen, then refusing to return to their posts until the United States government had formally disowned the film and arrested its producer. At one point U.S. Ambassador Paul Jones came down to the classroom and explained that the best way to fight ignorance and hatred was through calm and rational discussion. After a brief moment of reflection, detachment commander Staff Sergeant Matthew Williams from Traverse City, Michigan yelled “No, fuck that!” and threw a paperweight at him. The Marines then went on a rampage, smashing windows and overturning desks, until a mandatory evacuation of the embassy was ordered, at which point the Marines proceeded to further ransack the building and surrounding courtyard before burning the embassy to the ground. “Thanks to my cultural training, I now totally empathize with the protesters,” Sergeant Ethan Childers said, after he burned an American flag and yelled “Death to the Great Satan!” Some members of the embassy staff initially applauded the Marines’ actions as a type of clever ruse to evacuate the embassy and joined in, hurling stones and shouting anti-American slogans while blending into a crowd of onlookers gathering outside. Not all Marines participated in the riots for cultural reasons: one sergeant said that he assumed by its production value that Innocence of Muslims was some type of pornographic film and flew into a blind rage when it ended with no sex. Following the incident, spokesmen for CAOCL have pledged to reexamine their curriculum, the first time the organization has done so since 2005, when an instructor was caught hiring illegal Mexican immigrants to portray Iraqi insurgents. The Marine Security Detachment has now announced that they will continue to occupy the embassy grounds until the makers of other crudely stereotypical films, such as The Hurt Locker and Battleship, have also been arrested. Duffel Blog investigative writer Dark Laughter also contributed to this report. Clay Moody Jr says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM DAMN Jimi Alexander says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM Wow, this is awesome. This whole website is awesome. Mike Harris Sr. says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM The Marines would have gave the rioters their ammunition, but, they didn’t have any. Ryan Warren says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM THIS IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT, AND YOU SHOULD NOT BE POSTING THIS ABOUT OUR MARINES. YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THIS COUNTRY! Joseph Jr Vanchieri says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM I’ve been watching their brand of peace for two days and they can have it. I say they throw any military personel who do this out with a dishonorable discharge and make them pay for the destruction of. us property. Julia Hugo Rachel says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM This was bound to happen. The marines were NOT given Ammo, but were given matches. Walt Miller says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM “The Marine Security Detachment has now announced that they will continue to occupy the embassy grounds until the makers of other crudely stereotypical films, such as The Hurt Locker and Battleship, have also been arrested.” THAT IS HYSTERICAL! Mike Harris Sr. says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM The remaining Taliban committed suicide after the Marine Female Interaction team ran out of their housing “can” naked. Mike Harris Sr. says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM Firefight at Camp Leatherneck was stopped by a quick thinking MP (surprise surprise) when he wrote a citation to the Taliban for trespassing and unauthorized weapons discharge. Also the driver of the Taliban resupply camel was ticketed for parking in a restricted area. Amber Stivers says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM Lol! Tim Heald says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM IKIS I for one applaud the actions of these brave Marines!! Patrick Jones says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM Too soon? Nahh Emir Hadžić says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM Love it. Very appropriate in a way. PJ Spiller says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM So EPIC! Can’t wait for this version to come to VHS! Dudley Toelke says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM Death to the infidels! Are we infidels or fidels? Zak Hans Rice says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM “The Marine Security Detachment has now announced that they will continue to occupy the embassy grounds until the makers of other crudely stereotypical films, such as The Hurt Locker and Battleship, have also been arrested.” LOL fucking priceless. Keep this shit coming! James Burton says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM The DB is without a doubt the best military new’s website out there. I love the accuracy of these reports. Paul Palko says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM Hilarious…this is satire! David May says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! “A Peaceably Peaceful Religion of Peace” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Joe Gasaway says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM LMAO! “Not all Marines participated in the riots for cultural reasons: one sergeant said that he assumed by its production value that Innocence of Muslims was some type of pornographic film and flew into a blind rage when it ended with no sex.” Mike Harris says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM “fuck that!” And threw a paperweight. Classic responce. However not in keeping with muslim culture. He should have thrown his shoe. Lou Boogie says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM Possibly the best article on the site. I actually have tears in my eyes from laughimg John Miller says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM All that is missing was the Marines chanting “Allah Akbar” whilst burning the embassy. Tabitha Martin says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM I dont get it… Sean Sittig says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM G-had may be the best DB writer. Lynn Adami Verlander says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM Absolutely hilarious!!! Jonathan Chew says: April 16, 2014 at 1:24 AM The culturally correct thing in Malaysia would have been to do nothing. jim_bean says: October 14, 2012 at 9:56 PM WOW what a bootstack for a Gunny… Female Gunny.. Shocker. DOC says: September 19, 2012 at 3:55 PM Kevin, stay off your meds. You are half the reason I read TDB! Retired Patriot says: September 17, 2012 at 2:19 AM The Marines should be prosecuted under the UCMJ. Did they forget they are sworn to protect the Constitution of the United States–the very Constitution which provides for Freedom of Speech. No matter how stupid the film, we protect the rights of people to say stupid things. Do these same Marines destroy government property because Christians are martyred, churches burned and the Christian faith denigrated around the world? I don’t think so. The actions are not heroic and the film has only been used as a excuse. Kate Gosselin's uterus says: September 17, 2012 at 4:16 PM I agree with you, they should be prosecuted old tastament style, not that politically correct, new testament punishment! OscarThreeKilo says: September 19, 2012 at 1:46 PM I disagree, I think their actions were quite heroic. They stood against the tyranny of cultural oppression and a blinded xenophobic mindset–what, Americans think we’re always right about everything! Arrogant assholes. In fact these Marines ought to receive personal awards for their valiant attempt to effect cultural justice and increase worldwide equality. DOC says: September 19, 2012 at 3:54 PM And another one bites the hook! Gomer says: September 15, 2012 at 6:32 PM Shame it wasn’t the French embassy, then they could have conquered the whole country while they were at it. I mean hell, if the Frenchies scare at a German accent and goose stepping, imagine a Marine invasion……. It’d be almost as good as the Army going in. leftoftheboom says: September 15, 2012 at 1:43 PM Flashback movie time. Ever seen the movie with Elliot Gould “Whiffs”? I think that was based on Kevin. Bill says: September 15, 2012 at 12:56 PM You are a fun, twisted collection of people, except Kevin, who is one goofy mofo. This is one of the few places where the comments are fun, and not the product of some foul-tempered old man pissed because the g*dd*mn kids walked on his lawn again (think Clint Eastwood at the RNC). Again, except for you, Kevin. You gotta start taking your meds on a more regular basis. Fast Attack Jack says: September 15, 2012 at 2:43 PM I love this site, but you are wrong about Clint. He nailed it by talking to an empty chair. That’s a perfect meme for Obama, an empty chair. Why? His chair at intel briefings are empty 50% of the time due to golfing concerns or Las Vegas trips. leftoftheboom says: September 14, 2012 at 10:40 PM I would like to accidently release a nuclear weapon over mecca. I would of course say I was sorry. Kevin P. McQuade says: September 14, 2012 at 10:37 PM Is dis watt pee tea &. A STD is? Wren u get feeble mindeded mumblmumumblble miss spill wurdz don’t use pork her pontification & how clockwork orange agent batshit happens at BO officcerz? Hmmmm? No de rotor ring? Bronie’s Zponie Brownie No Force Neccesary Boysz gots SHIT LOADS ! TA TA slap happy gran pappy KPM BDFB Broken Down FlyBoy KPMcQ Kev mumblez & all dat stuff! I F’n luv it here! This is the. 13th flr; sect 8 Is it not HELLO ……..no body woke me every body hates me I’m gonna kill some WOOOYYOIMZZ! & antz and shitflies and and Spc. Smartass says: September 15, 2012 at 1:35 AM So, is there a key code to decrypt that? RipWaxmaster says: September 15, 2012 at 8:20 AM All I know is Rot13, and that didn’t work. crazy cracker says: September 19, 2012 at 10:49 PM yes…its “up down up down left right left right B A select start” MSgt Dale Day says: September 14, 2012 at 8:31 PM I still haven’t stopped laughing. I sometimes share your “news items” on the local newspaper eforum and laugh even harder at the total lack of humor by the Looney Left. They HATE your great stuff. Me? I love it! Please keep it up. Kevin P. McQuade says: September 14, 2012 at 8:00 PM Sorry, down to only one functional b R A I N man C e Lu Lu left! Never was any good at that Crypto, so I stick more to shove lilins. Da squatters; no can rite name in snow when u squat to pee & walk like duck all time. So I shovel SHIT, not reel eloquenty but me like. BDFB dotin I’s crossing T’S widout tinkling bout it. Spc. Smartass says: September 15, 2012 at 1:34 AM Holy shit, Kev. I think you did again. I seriously just had a seizure while trying to read that. Kevin P. McQuade says: September 15, 2012 at 4:04 PM Let me think on this Crazy Cracker& Sgt. SmartAss + 1 62 yr toe tag alley vet/erwinn/cup/rr = SsgT! Smart Ass Cray Zee Kerakcked HER! new handle, stackin n packin! uJist lickin GOLD Load Smashers DOO DOO!! no decode? Jarhead#1 says: September 14, 2012 at 5:45 PM Think what they could have done with guns and bullets. LDO DAWG says: September 14, 2012 at 2:54 PM Too Soon. Kevin P. McQuade says: September 14, 2012 at 12:47 PM ” Allah Allah in Free ” & GOD WILL SORT THEM OUT ” dirty tird filled shit stained pampers git FLUSHED! Crazy Cracker says: September 14, 2012 at 12:56 PM Damnit KPM…..why did you have to go all cryptic again. I don’t always have my Little Orphan Annie decoder ring handy to decipher your shit. retired snipe says: September 14, 2012 at 12:15 PM Like Samuel L. Jackson said, “Waste the Motherfuckers.” TWS says: September 14, 2012 at 11:49 AM The Marines were awarded the Navy Cross for their valiant actions in burning down their own embassy. Later after throwing acid an ‘immoral’ woman for not wearing a burka the Marines stormed the local Red Cross and demanded they stop providing medical assistance to anyone harmed by ‘the righteous fist of Allah’. In sympathy with their Muslim brothers the Marines then held a peaceful demonstration in which several vehicles were burned the American flag was desecrated and several women reporters were raped by the demonstrators. A State Department official offered this anonymous statement, “Under normal circumstances we would condemn these actions in the strongest language possible. However, given the inflammatory nature of…well whatever it was they were protesting we must support their calls for….whatever it might be that they are calling for. Oh, and the whorish women obviously had it coming. I mean really, just look at how they were dressed. You could see their hands and part of their face and everything. The sluts were just begging for it.” Michael Young says: September 14, 2012 at 11:36 AM At first I was like…but then I was like….then I thought, “Ohhhh! Durka durka DURKA!” All countries should burn down their embassies to show their support for the latest contrived event to be used as a rallying point for a bunch of raghead motherfuckers whose stated goal in life seems to be to destroy all the things. First there was a newspaper cartoon, and embassies were burned. Then there was a movie, and more embassies were burned and people died. What’s next? A public demonstration of the Allah-approved method of sheep insemination, now with no hands? Lock and load. MAJ Dick says: September 14, 2012 at 10:27 AM When asked to comment on the Marine’s reaction, a local muslim man was quoted as sayIng, “DIRKA DIRKA DIRKA! ABAKA-LA, MOHAMMED JIHAD! SHERPA SHERPA!!!!” In response, the President quickly dispatched the world police to go blow shit up. Crazy Cracker says: September 14, 2012 at 12:53 PM BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!! Tony says: September 14, 2012 at 9:14 AM America Akbar! That was great. Need to hear more from G-Had. CPT 2003 says: September 14, 2012 at 9:11 AM a local PAO on scene was heard to say – WOW . . . . RipWaxmaster says: September 14, 2012 at 8:43 AM G-Had, I want to have your baby. No homo.