Commandant Orders Marines To Wear Service Uniforms At All Times
QUANTICO, VA - The Commandant of the Marine Corps released an administrative message yesterday, indicating that all Marines would be required to wear service uniforms at all times, effective immediately.
Marines in cold weather climates are required to wear the Service 'B' uniform, known as “Bravos,” which include the long-sleeve khaki shirt with a tie and green trousers. The Service 'C' uniform, known as “Charlies,” consisting of short-sleeve khaki shirt with trousers, will be required in warmer locales.
Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps Michael Barrett spoke for the Commandant about the decision.
“We have several good reasons for this. First, we have noticed a lot of portly Marines hiding those love handles under their utilities. That will no longer be acceptable," said Barrett to reporters. "Lance Corporal Muffin Top had better get his ass to the gym most pronto or he will be found out by his Gunny.”
Barrett also expressed enthusiasm about the Marine Corps getting away from its detour…
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