Veterans Affairs And Staples Team Up To Produce Mega-Shredder
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Department of Veterans Affairs announced today it would be partnering with the office supply company Staples to produce the largest document shredder known to man.
Secretary of Veterans Affairs Eric Shinseki released a statement praising the unorthodox partnering. "I think this is a great step forward for the VA. We've had many problems over the years with the way we handle cases. I constantly get a stack of complaints on my desk from angry veterans. We're hoping that Staples will assist us in our endeavor to ease the claims process for Veterans by shredding their paper in a more timely manner. This mega-shredder will enable us to do just that."
Ronald Sargent, Chief Executive Officer of Staples, also issued a statement lauding the VA for its innovation in the field of document extermination.
"For years, Staples has provided the VA with industrial-sized shredders capable of destroying 650 lives at a time. After speaking with Secretary Shinseki, we've come to the co…
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