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Meet The Trailblazing Army Psychiatrist Treating PTSD With Hookers And Cocaine

FORT BRAGG, N.C. — Lt. Col. Stanwick Hardcastle is not just the most popular psychiatrist at Womack Army Hospital because of his strong jaw, jet-black hair and piercing light blue eyes. He also happens to have earned a wide reputation as a strong supporter of prostitutes and hard drugs in the treatment of post-traumatic stress disorder.

“A lot of [my peers] and my bosses have trouble processing it,” said Hardcastle, in an exclusive interview with Duffel Blog. “But it makes sense if you step back from your initial revulsion and assess it rationally. What do our hurting soldiers, sailors and Marines who have PTSD seek out on their own? Sex and drugs, that’s what.”

It was a shocking discovery for the trail-blazing medical professional, who noticed soldiers were instinctively seeking the therapy that helped them most.

“I knew that some of my peers have had success using LSD, cocaine and other drugs in limited capacity,” he said. “Then I read an article in a professional journal about sexual surrogacy. After that, I just put two and two together, and decided to prescribe those things as an option for therapy.”

Hardcastle’s professional peers and many senior Army officers have trouble accepting his admittedly outside-the-box form of therapy. Behind his back, detractors derisively refer to it as the “hookers and blow” therapy, and his own performance review for the last year expressed worry at his “rush to embrace untested, socially unpalatable therapies.”

But Hardcastle’s own patients, though, beg to differ. Not a single patient he treats has committed suicide or gone on a shooting spree since he or she began the new therapy method.

Take Adam Frank, a medically-retired military policeman currently living on full medical disability in Franklin, Tenn. He sees Hardcastle twice a week for his PTSD, and reports high satisfaction with the new therapy regimen.

“It was getting kind of ridiculous,” Frank said in a phone interview. “There were all these meetings and group sessions and I had to take these pills. But Doc Hardcastle arranged for the Army to get me an eight-ball a week, plus all the Paktiya Gold I can smoke. And once a week I get a date night with one of the fine ladies from Mama Oshenka’s Very Extremely Best Escort Massage Service. All paid for on Uncle Sam’s dime, of course. I haven’t had such a relaxed, nightmare-free existence since I got blown up.”

Other patients echo Frank’s sentiments, noting that it’s hard to get up the gumption to commit suicide or a crazed attack on civilians, at a mall or university for example, when you’re pleasantly buzzing from a snort of cocaine right off the chest of a loving and attentive prostitute.

For now, Hardcastle will continue his controversial treatments. Only time will tell if the Army will allow him to keep treating his patients the best way he knows how, or shut him down.

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Joyce Schlossbauer
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1 year 5 months ago

this has be a joke.

Jeremy Standiford
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1 year 5 months ago

Is this a real story or is it humor? I can understand the sexual surrogate part but a medical practitioner condoning cocaine use seems like a really bad idea. All it takes is one veteran dying of a heart attack due to cocaine use and this guy is banned from the medical field for life.

Power is a State of Mind
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1 year 5 months ago

Can’t believe I spent 7 months on the waiting list for psychological therapies when all along there was this. Question is, could I claim back from the NHS?

Bidi Lugo
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1 year 5 months ago

If it helps, right? lol…not sure how much I agree…

Jonatan Lacroix Gosselin
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1 year 5 months ago

Cocaine is a helluva drug you know, but it’s probly the soldiers with PTSD who can attest best to this.
I’m gonna say it’s not that bad of an idea, only thing i regret about coke is the money cost, and who doesn’t feel good with a women by his side. Seems like some good old style medecine here, no political correctness just men having fun, and life is about fun in the end.

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