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I Hate The Troops, So I Can't Wait To Scare The Shit Out Of Them

I Hate The Troops, So I Can't Wait To Scare The Shit Out Of Them

A Fireworks Show
Oct 05, 2022
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You're not ready for this. (Photo Credit: Klaus Graf)

By A Fireworks Show

Peeeeeeeewww. Pop! Pop! Pop! I see you below me, Mr. Veteran. Do I make you nervous? Yeah, of course I make you nervous.

That's why I go peeeeeeeeeew. Pop! Pop! Pop!

Because fuck you and fuck your service. Peeeeeeeew Pop! Pop! Pop!

How's that panic attack, asshole? Havin' some flashbac…

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